something seems... off,,,

hewwo, is anybody there? nishsishsih oh wait! i am! it's me, komemechi ouma, at your service OWO! || shsl memelord kokichi and shsl youtuber maki-chan || m!a: obligitory kokichi takeover || inbox: ???

[datarobotsuggestion]

date a robot who puts too much effort to make memes

[keebzcoolmailbox]

honestly wanna keep this komemechi takeover cause im not going back to this blog (not for a long time, maybe if my dr phase comes over again idk) and people will think “keebz? oh hell yea sick ass kiibo blog” and see kokichi’s face everywhere and be like “wot in tarnation”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

Well of course we're nice to you, you're so sweet♡

“sweet as a button and cute as pie to boot! thanks for thinking of me so highly!!”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

What did you do to Shu and Keebs?

“shu and keebs? what are those?”

“is this some new-fangled slang that i don’t know? that’s bullshit! as the ultimate memelord, i have to be on top with the latest and greatest in pop-culture! it’s in my contract, y’know!”

“aaaanyway, if i knew anything about a shu and keebs, why would i tell you guys? it’s really, really fun to watch people squirm cause they don’t know if your tellin’ the truth or not, so why would i give that up? i guess you can say i’m a lil’ bit naughty cause of that~”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

Hiya sweetheart! I love you!

“and i love you too, anon!!!!! gosh, you guys are super nice to a guy like me! calling me sweetheart and stuff... makes a guy blush!”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

ew

“awwww you don’t like me? what did i do wrong?” 

“is it my scarf? i got it custom made so it’d have this really dopeass meme i found online! maybe it’s my pikachu? i made that myself! i burned my poor little fingies trying to iron it on!”

“ah whatevs. ya’ll are stuck with me whether you like it or not! if like they say, in soviet russia, haters be your biggest fans~!”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

“hey guys its- uh, me. the ultimate memelord. i haven’t been around that much, but guess who’s back, babey!”

*the cardboard of K1B0′s silhouette gets kicked over to reveal...*

“that’s right! it’s me, your friendly neighborhood memelord? ‘what was that cardboard cut-out i had earlier?’ you might ask?”

“actually, i dunno. it was just around the apartment, ‘nd i though it’d be kinda fun if i burst out of that old thing. i mean, i’m the only ultimate memelord that’s ever existed so why would you think otherwise? i don’t know why i said that. context?”

“so hey! while you’re here, how about ask me some questions? pwetty, pwetty, pwease owo???”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

ferb, i know what i’m going to do today!

[bug-pilled]

if only

[doggoneroomba]

[keebzcoolmailbox]

“And then there’s Chunky!”

“he’s dead!”

“...”

“he’s dead! chunky’s! dead!”

“Consider this a formal statement of a hiatus. Because I’m taking 18 hours of classes and have an 8AM every day. I’m stressed, babey!”

“In all seriousness, this is for my own health. Maybe I’ll come back during Spring Break, when I go back home for the weekend, or if I accidentally post a meme to the wrong blog, buuuut there won’t any concrete promises.”

“Remember to HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!”

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[imaseawitch]

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

[travelersiffrin]

shuichi saihara, emotional support twink

[skeletortilla]

[officialsonic06]

happy birthday fingers in his ass

[keebzcoolmailbox]

keebz mood of the day: everything’s on fire oh god its fire its not fine someone call the fire department help fire

[thetomska]

[keebzcoolmailbox]

so this is only for amusement, no hard feelings keebz, but extend the switch m!a for 5 asks just so you have fingernails for a longer time -roomba anon

“...”

MA!Switcheroo — [4/12]

“wow u really showing ur rancid vibes today.”