#ask komemchi

[keebzcoolmailbox]

Well of course we're nice to you, you're so sweet♡

“sweet as a button and cute as pie to boot! thanks for thinking of me so highly!!”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

“hey guys its- uh, me. the ultimate memelord. i haven’t been around that much, but guess who’s back, babey!”

*the cardboard of K1B0′s silhouette gets kicked over to reveal...*

“that’s right! it’s me, your friendly neighborhood memelord? ‘what was that cardboard cut-out i had earlier?’ you might ask?”

“actually, i dunno. it was just around the apartment, ‘nd i though it’d be kinda fun if i burst out of that old thing. i mean, i’m the only ultimate memelord that’s ever existed so why would you think otherwise? i don’t know why i said that. context?”

“so hey! while you’re here, how about ask me some questions? pwetty, pwetty, pwease owo???”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

ew

“awwww you don’t like me? what did i do wrong?” 

“is it my scarf? i got it custom made so it’d have this really dopeass meme i found online! maybe it’s my pikachu? i made that myself! i burned my poor little fingies trying to iron it on!”

“ah whatevs. ya’ll are stuck with me whether you like it or not! if like they say, in soviet russia, haters be your biggest fans~!”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

What did you do to Shu and Keebs?

“shu and keebs? what are those?”

“is this some new-fangled slang that i don’t know? that’s bullshit! as the ultimate memelord, i have to be on top with the latest and greatest in pop-culture! it’s in my contract, y’know!”

“aaaanyway, if i knew anything about a shu and keebs, why would i tell you guys? it’s really, really fun to watch people squirm cause they don’t know if your tellin’ the truth or not, so why would i give that up? i guess you can say i’m a lil’ bit naughty cause of that~”

[keebzcoolmailbox]

Hiya sweetheart! I love you!

“and i love you too, anon!!!!! gosh, you guys are super nice to a guy like me! calling me sweetheart and stuff... makes a guy blush!”