send in an ask and i’ll write a short oneshot! i’ll do just about any ships and it doesn’t have to be romantic if you don’t want it to be! Just pick a prompt and give a little description!
“You idiot…You absolute moron.”
“I swear if you-” “HEY!!” “…” “Swearing’s bad.”
“I’M AN ADULT NOW, SOMEONE STOP ME FROM DRIVING TO CANADA!!”
“Just because you can-” “I will!!” “No”
“Why…You said you’d be home by now…”
“How dare you?!” “Confidently.”
“I’M GOING TO LIGHT ___’S HAIR ON FIRE”
“Shit, fuck, uhhh……no you must have heard me wrong we all know you can’t see- fuck”
“Wanna run that past me one more time?”
“WHEN DID YOU PLAN ON TELLING ME?!”
“There’s something about ___ that’s just really hard to ignore…”
“Oh, uh, you just…Sorta reminded me of my favorite tea….uh….sorry…??”
“Don’t move. I promise I’ll get you down from there. Just listen to my voice…”
“You may look like shit.” “But…?” “That’s it.”
“You’re playing with fire, you know!” “I would think you’d know by now, I’m a pyro!!”
“So you will push him and soon he will sunder himself from the rest of us for good.”
“I’m a fucked up mess of depression, neglect, and ego.”
“Reach for the stars!!” “How can i when I’m chained to the ground?”
“No no, NO NO NO DON’T LEAVE ME!!!”
“Please…can someone just help me…?”
“Is everything okay?” “What part of me looks okay to you?”
“Hey, are you part angelfish? Cause it looks like you were mer-made in heaven!”
“For what I have done and failed to do, I am sorry.”
“In all my life I never thought I’d count you among the specs of putrid dirt I walk upon.”
“Miss me with that straight shit.”
“Hey, I missed you yesterday!”
“Why is it that when you actually interact with great writers, all of their eloquence just fucking leaves?”
“I am a very tired writer, artist, dm, and gamer. Please. Leave me alone before I throw fucking snakes at you.”
“I may be depressed but I’ll be damned if I’m not fabulous.”
“for ONE second?! Can you STOP SINGING?!?!”
“In what world would I ever let you go?”
“If I ever stop loving you, know the world is wrong.”
“Oh my GOD. You’re a fucking PRINCE. Shut the HELL UP.”
“You’re not going anywhere.”
“What? You thought you could leave?”
“Who do you think I am?! A god?!!” “Yes.”
“Listen, it’s not really my fault I fell in love with him!! HE WAS SHIRTLESS!!”
“Heaven knows I’m gay and hell knows that I’m gay for you.”
“I swear there is no way you can get any prettier!”
“Oh, thank goodness you came! Here- take a lighter and help me set the car on fire-”
“In what world am I straight?”
“We’re off like a stampeding herd of wild turtles!”
“You’re such an expired marshmallow…”
“I love it!! With great much!!!”
“Hallelujah, and thank the lord I’m really fucking gay.”
“I wake up every morning terrified that I’m straight.”
“Alright, see you later! Next time bring the adoption papers- we’ll make it official!!” “Wha-” “RUN ALONG NOW!”
“I’m sorry…” “for what?” “Being too sexy.”
“Are you fucking sorry?!”
“Self-care tastes like fudge.”
“I’m not a bitch I’m just a coward.”
