#ask mass

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Hey uncle mass I’m going out so don’t wait up -NYC

OK make good choices

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On a scale of one to ten how gay are you?

-some random Ohioan that wants to go to your state but is stuck here TwT

5

A long time ago I had a wife

 Now I have two boyfriends

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Do you wanna come with me to dump sh*t in the Cuyahoga River? I have some tea and im bored af.

Yes

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Hi Dad

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Hi son

How are you

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Hey Masshole, what did you do to your brother?

-DE

OK so I went to visit my dad in February And March Connecticut and I decided that we should tell him that Dad married Jamaica and apparently my brother was going through a bunch of stuff and I didn’t know this at the time because I was in Europe visiting our father so Connie told him that our dad got married to Jamaica and apparently he started speaking in Dutch also apparently he hadn’t slept in a week because Rochester was sick and also it was Vermont birthday but I sent him Vermont some money for his birthday. And so yesterday we decided to tell him that it was just a prank.

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If you had to pick which one of your children would pursue world domination, and why is it your second born?

My second born is Salem does that need explaining?

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Happy birthday, darlin

Virginia

Thank you babe

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08

No