#wttt

[aceasadhd]

Different Versions of State Sober

[poison-marshmellow]

AroAce Gov or AroAce Mother Nature confirmed‼️

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

[canadain-goose]

Look at this beautiful thing I got for Christmas

Which state(s) do you think would be the most likely to own this, I’m thinking Nevada, and maybe California

Here are some of the gems from this book

[hibiscuslynx]

two bros chilling by the gulf of mexico ~600 miles apart because they’re not gay. is this anything

[mur-art]

Happy (belated) Exploding Whale Day for those who observe!

Oregon, you’re not the brightest light in the lighthouse but I love you anyway.

[rock1ngham]

Flo showing us his boyfriend

[bluebubblebandit]

Gov walks into the meeting room to see no one in the room

but sees every states signature on the wall next to giant words that read...

(slight edit. added Greg. centered gov and no kings)