#ask piked

[pikedwizard]

Hello? It’s been a while. You’re not dead yet are You?

“…though my physical form remains well as it can be, picture my soul and mind cuddling in a coffin-less ditch. No one will come to pay their respects to my grave, not because of my loathsome self, but because we haven’t seen a rise or drop in population.”

“…give me a second i’ll get up in a bit i’m just really tired. I think I’m senile.”

[pikedwizard]

pike whats yer opinion on the fact that someone out there was homosexualified because of you

“…Hail mary…full of grace… oh, sincerest of apologies, I was praying for the people you will meet in your future. If you find a decapitated person attractive, I sincerely hope you seek out help. I appreciate the compliment but the fact remains that you are, the strangest thought I’ve had so far.”