#ask selsius

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GAYASS

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if you could eat, what would you wanna try?

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I just would like to clarify here, while I am unable to physically eat anything, I do have a feature that allows me to scan something to have the sensation of eating it. Like if I looked at a chicken nugget I can feel like I’m eating it. It’s kind of weird to be honest.

But yeah fresh motor oil is delicious.

(But if you want something that humans can eat I would probably go for some type of seafood dish. Smol tends to hype those up a lot, and I must agree they’re pretty tasty.)

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What’s your opinions on Pharenheit?

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I have no idea who that is.

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do you eat batteries? if so how do they taste and do you eat them like popcorn on chicken nuggets? if no then what can you eat other then just charging your self?

So to start off, I want to clarify I cannot physically consume anything. However, I have a feature where I can scan something to taste it/have the sensation of eating it.

Batteries (for the most part) taste pretty metallic, with a burning hint of acid. As for how you would eat them it depends on the type, if it’s AA or smaller it’s more like popcorn or chips, while stuff like D or C is chicken nuggets. Also, the taste varies slightly depending on type.

Also, charging myself isn’t like eating. I just use my tail to plug myself into a wall or any compatable socket. It’s more of a vague feeling of refreshment more than anything. Like after waking up from a good nap.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ARE WE SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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How many degrees, Selsius?

−273.15 C

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hello! Why did the chicken cross the road?

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explode