Question
Ok, @paperhats-and-evil-schemes my ask for you was not only too long but also tumblr saw a link in there somewhere (THERE WAS NO FUCKING LINK, GET OFF ME TUMBLR!) and wouldn’t let me send you that question. And that’s why I’m asking like this, sorry for any inconvenience it may cause.
So... *ahem*
Black Hat - you know you should fear him, you know you mean less than nothing to him, you know he can kill you in a blink of an eye. Yes, he hates you, don’t ask stupid questions.
White Thot Hat - you know he's powerfull but he's also... nice? You think he's like an older brother that cares about you and that would protect you from someone like BH, you think you can trust him. "Think" being the key word because he'll backstab you as soon as you become useless to him, and he won't bat an eye on your heartbreak.
Thus being said - BH's true, WH's phoney. ALL HAIL BLACK HAT!
Now am I right or am I right?