#ask seymour

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

My friend told me that you looked like one of the chipmunks from Alvin and the chipmunks once. How do you feel about this?

“I…don’t know what that is. But thank you?…I think…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

thoughts on the dentist? im sure hes an upstanding and kind fellow ………

“I-I’ve neva’ met him, and I…don’t think I wanna. He’s uh…got a reputation…”

*He whispers as if scared the man himself might hear him.*

“I can hear his patient’s screamin’ all the way from the shop…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

THINK FAST

“WAI—“

*Seymour gets hit right in the head and stumbles backwards. His glasses are askew now. He, in fact, did not think fast.*

“…Ouch…”

*He mutters as he rubs his forehead.*

“Wh—What was that for?!”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

you are not bald YET

“You…What do y’mean yet!?”

*He holds his head, his fingers tangled in his hair.*

“I-I’d like t’keep my hair, thank you!”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

i think you should meet @ask-a-meek-florist

“He-Hey! That’s…me?”

*Seymour stares, eyebrows furrowed in thought.*

“Am I…seein’ this right?…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

seymour, our man of the hour, would you rather feed the plants or fuck the plants. a niche underground plantfucking community would love to hear your opinion on this

“????WHAAAATKINDOFQUESTIONISTHAT!? I—I’d much prefer FEEDING them!…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

awwwwethecutie ever dunks you in water so you become a wet cat

“WAITWAITWAIT PLEASE DON’T DO THA—”

“ : ( ”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

you are actually the cutest thing on the planet please never start killing all your friends and then die to your own bloodthirsty plant ok?ok

“Awh, th-thank you…”

*He smiles for a moment before registering the whole sentence. His eyes widen.*

“Wh—Wait. W-What kind of hypothetical is TH-THAT!? I would neva’—kill ANYONE!?”

“…A’You drunk…? Should…Should I get you to a taxi or somethin’?…”