Suddenly, Seymour Is Here!

Ask the guy some things. He’s lonely.

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

“Ah-Hey! We-Welcome ta Mushnik’s Flower Shop! I’m Seymour!”

*He smiles as he straightens his glasses.*

“We’ve been gettin’ so many new visitors, ever since ol’ Twoey’s bloomed! You oughta take a peak at her! She’s been doin’ beautifu—Sorry, sorry…I’ll let ya take a look ‘round!”

“I’m always here t’help out! Well—when I’m not busy with interviews, at least…So, feel free t’ask me anything!”

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(Takes place close to the start of the movie/musical! After the events of Grow for Me/Ya Never Know when he finds out what Audrey II feeds on and starts getting his interviews!)

(Asks Open!)

(I’d like to add, the way I write for him is a mix of the Rick Moranis 1986 movie ver. and the Milo Manheim 2019 off-Broadway ver. !)

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

//ooc

pssssssst hey guys go send asks to @your-dentist and @ask-audrey-fulquard !!!!!!

wouldn’t let me tag the audrey blog normally but. it still works.

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

you are actually the cutest thing on the planet please never start killing all your friends and then die to your own bloodthirsty plant ok?ok

“Awh, th-thank you…”

*He smiles for a moment before registering the whole sentence. His eyes widen.*

“Wh—Wait. W-What kind of hypothetical is TH-THAT!? I would neva’—kill ANYONE!?”

“…A’You drunk…? Should…Should I get you to a taxi or somethin’?…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

thoughts on the dentist? im sure hes an upstanding and kind fellow ………

“I-I’ve neva’ met him, and I…don’t think I wanna. He’s uh…got a reputation…”

*He whispers as if scared the man himself might hear him.*

“I can hear his patient’s screamin’ all the way from the shop…”

[your-dentist]

"Its fun to hear them scream."

He cleared his throat before fixing his hair before giving him a grin. He nudged seymour a little bit.

"Im just good at my job, thats all! No need to be scared, champ."

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

*He jumps in a mix of surprise and fear.*

“WHHHHEN DID YOU GET ‘ERE?!”

*He shouts before putting a hand over his mouth, his voice coming out an octave higher than normal.*

“I mean—Welcome in?…”

[your-dentist]

"Like.. 10 minutes ago. Came to check out this dump"

Orin ruffled Seymours hair before pushing him off. He began to look around the store.

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

*He frowned as his hair was tousled and stumbled back as Orin pushed him off.*

“W-Well, actually, w-we’re supposed to be gettin’ renovations t’make more room for the Audrey ii soo-”

*He quickly cut himself off and stared down at his hands to avoid looking at the dentist.*

“…uh…Neva’mind. I-I’ll just leave you to it!…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

thoughts on the dentist? im sure hes an upstanding and kind fellow ………

“I-I’ve neva’ met him, and I…don’t think I wanna. He’s uh…got a reputation…”

*He whispers as if scared the man himself might hear him.*

“I can hear his patient’s screamin’ all the way from the shop…”

[your-dentist]

"Its fun to hear them scream."

He cleared his throat before fixing his hair before giving him a grin. He nudged seymour a little bit.

"Im just good at my job, thats all! No need to be scared, champ."

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

*He jumps in a mix of surprise and fear.*

“WHHHHEN DID YOU GET ‘ERE?!”

*He shouts before putting a hand over his mouth, his voice coming out an octave higher than normal.*

“I mean—Welcome in?…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

awww seymour boop boop boop booooopppp awwww puts a cherry on your head and puts you on a ??? i don’t know actually a couch or bed or something like a chocolate ice cream and a peck

“Ah- Thank you! It-It’s uh…nice havin’ a decent bed, actually…’n I’m not one t’complain about free ice cream!”

“Can I uh…take the cherry off my head though?…Gonna get my hair all sticky…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

awww seymour mwah mwah mwah

“Aw- Th-Thank you?…”

*He smiles nervously as he rubs the side of his face.*

“…’m not used t’so many people likin’ me…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

hi seymour my cat is sleepy

“Aw…Me too, little guy…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

thoughts on the dentist? im sure hes an upstanding and kind fellow ………

“I-I’ve neva’ met him, and I…don’t think I wanna. He’s uh…got a reputation…”

*He whispers as if scared the man himself might hear him.*

“I can hear his patient’s screamin’ all the way from the shop…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

can i take audreyii’s hand in marriage PELLALSLELEWLSLLE

“Is that even like…a legal thing? Even then, no! Y’Can’t—marry Twoey!”

“She’s like my baby! Just…with a lot more teeth. And attitude. And appetite…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

boops you and ??????? i don’t know kisses ????????????? I don’t know flip a coin

*Seymour’s nose scrunches and his face flushes in surprise.*

“Ah-Thank you?…”

*He mutters as he rubs the side of his face.*

“…You guys ‘re real nice…”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

awwwwethecutie ever dunks you in water so you become a wet cat

“WAITWAITWAIT PLEASE DON’T DO THA—”

“ : ( ”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

have you tried feeding your plant liquids other than blood?

“WHOTOLDYATHATTWOEYEATSBLOOD?!”

*Seymour panicked as he hid his hands behind his back.*

“I mean—Wh-Whyyyy would’ya ask that? Of course I ain’t ever fed ‘er…b-blood! Ju-Just…special, fancy plant food ‘n water! Yup!”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

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*Seymour trips and falls backwards in a mix of surprise and fear.*

“OHMYGOD—”

*He clutches his chest as he scrambles to regain his footing.*

“HI???”

*His voice seems to have gone up an octave.*

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

Whats your thoughts on the "Seymour "plantfucker" krelborn" allegations

“I DO NOT-…‘DO’ the plants!!!! Wh-Who keeps spreading these rumors about me!?!?”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

seymour audrey got turned a plushie 😨😨

“?????AU-AUDREY??! C-CAN SHE BE TURNED BACK!?!???”

[ask-seymour-krelborn]

When will you acknowledge the sopping wet cat allegations...

“Th…The what allegations???”

*At the moment, the front of Seymour’s shirt is soaked in water he spilled on himself after tripping with a watering can in hand.*

“…I don’t wanna talk about this.”