Do you have any plan in terms of getting back to human, or are you more concerned with figuring out how to live as a pokemon at this point? Even if you can’t talk, I imagine you can still read/write, which would go a long ways toward helping you stay independent...
That’s the plan, yeah. Not sure how I’m going to do it, but changing back to a human is my top priority.
[tries reaching the coffee on the top shelf of the pantry. Fails. Turns her head and shouts.]
Hey Joey! Can you help me out with this?
[gets the coffee machine started with the assistance of Joey.]
No. Black… Thanks, featherhead.
Way I see it, this was a mixing of the venoshock -salazzle DNA- in my system with that big honking Moon Stone I knocked into– and I mean it was a huge honking moon stone, not like the ones you carry in your pocket to evolve a cleffairy or nidorina. I’m talking boulder size.
We went back to check and the whole thing seemed dead, same as the small ones when used on your typical evolution… Shit, I’ll probably need to find a way of getting out of this forest, making it to civilization, find a professor and explain what happened (all while avoiding capture by some dipshit trainer). Then… Maybe.
I mean, if there’s any reason to be hopeful, it’s that I don’t think I’m the first recorded Pokémorph. There are a handful of stories of people being transformed into Pokémon and changing back. For example, I understand Bill - you know, the PC guy- turned himself into a rattata while experimenting with transfer technology. That report’s unconfirmed, as it’s pretty embarrassing for Bill, but lots of credible sources tell me that shit’s legit. (And would you believe Red, the future Grand Champion, was the one to help him out of it? Small world.)
