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TROLL WANT EAT HEADMASTER MACNAIR AS SNACK

Please do. Everyone would be so grateful you’d probably even get to be the next Deputy Head or something.

TROLL WANT EAT HEADMASTER MACNAIR AS SNACK

Mr. Troll, I’m quite certain that eating people is impolite.

TROLL MISS YOU! WHERE DID YOU GO?

To Brazil, you daft troll. Would I really miss the World Cup?

TROLL MISS YOU! WHERE DID YOU GO?

Troll, it’s summer vacation! We’ll all be back in the castle soon, Hogwarts resumes on September 1st and then all your friends will be home.

TROLL LONELY AT HOGWARTS DURING SUMMER! WHAT TROLL DO?

I’d suggest reading, Mr. Troll! Surely you’ve learned how to by now.

TROLL WANT FIGHT BROTHERHOOD! HOW TROLL HELP?

Mr. Troll, I implore you to please stay out of harm’s way!

TROLL WANT FIGHT BROTHERHOOD! HOW TROLL HELP?

You should probably guard the castle’s doors and sacrifice yourself to strangers.

TROLL WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN FROG CHOIR COMPETITION! WHAT SONG TROLL BE GOOD AT SINGING?

Get out of here, Troll. You’re old news. No one cares.

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