#ask-candy-chiu

[thaumaturgeofthemind-blog]

Haha! Billy, you had to kiss Mabel!

She’s another Mabel?  Ya mean there’s multiple Mabels just like there’s multiple Bills?  What kinda weird-

*He’s unable to finish his sentence overcomes him for the third and final time and he kisses Candy on the cheek*

*he sighs* I guess I should get used to this.  At least I’ve kissed three people who are cute!

[alan-is-not-from-this-unive-blog]

*happy face icon thingy!* I'm on mobile.

// i guess Candy must love strategy cards x)

[thaumaturgeofthemind-blog]

One of my friends got cyberbullied by an anon causing them to cut themselves, and almost commited scuicide. Multiple people want to have sex with me, and I almost lost a friend. I think my day went well don't you? ((Sorry if I'm being rude, I get like that when I'm tired.))

Well, shit, kid.  You beat me.

I’m sorry about your friend.  Is she okay now?

Bullies are fucks, alright?  Putting the deer jokes aside for a minute, they are the worst species on the planet.  Their only use is to be landfill.  I say fuck em.  Well not literally.  I that be most unpleasant for you.  But put ‘em in a landfill and bury ‘em alive.  That’s what I’d do if someone messed with my pals that way.

But realistically, a lack of powers and the law probably prevents one from doing that.  Just remember that bullies are miserable people and live to spread their misery to others.  They’re like parasites that way.  

Take care of your friend.  Show her you love her.  Get some rest kid.  You deserve it.

((You're fine hon *hugs*))

[thaumaturgeofthemind-blog]

No its okay. So what's up?

Well, one of my girlfriends is pissed at me because of the whole “Billy has multiple girlfriends” thing.  *sighs*  I hope your day’s going better.

[thaumaturgeofthemind-blog]

Hey Billy.

Hiya, kid.  Sorry I had to run earlier.

[musegalaxy-blog]

Thanks, um bromigo? Is that how you say it?

You got it, brotonium!

[Aw, even using bro puns, just like him. If this ended up like Bobby’s case, Billy was gonna sue—couldn’t he at least have one fan who wasn’t a total nutcase around him? Spencer not included, since he wasn’t exactly open about it.]

[musegalaxy-blog]

Omg Billy Joe Cobra. The best...!

Always broriffic to see a fellow Cobrahead, brotisserie!

[thaumaturgeofthemind-blog]

Hello~

Candy Cane!  Long time no see!