#ask-elis-ender

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EricxElis, HickoryxLizzy, WillowxFalion, WilliamxEdmumd, KeyariaxElis, and because you sent it to me, ModxMod

I would like to point out im doing this as if the two were actually a couple, if they aren't a couple already.

Eric x ELis

Nickname: Pearl Swap

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN

"Their" song: "All About Us" By He is We ft Owl city

Who does more housework: Elis because Eric doesn't know what the definition of clean is. Dont let him try seriously something will go wrong...

What couple cosplay they should do:

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Eric would try and pay attention to the movie, But I think ELis would cry. He would go all "shoooshh, its fake, its ok" and cuddle the shit out of his rose. No tears, only tears of happiness are allowed.

Who hogs the blankets at night: If Eric had a nightmare about dying or losing his family like how his father lost his mother (It happens more often than you think...)  then he would, otherwise they are usually so entwined you cant tell one from the other~

What they fight about: "Eric, where is Non Jr's tail..."

"...I refuse to answer that one..."

"Eric where is Non Jr.""...I refuse to answer that one also..."

Who has more Facebook friends: Elis, because even though eric probably knows more people, they are dead people because he kills them.

One Two headcanon about them: THESE TWO HAVE SO MANY AU'S AND UNIVERSES CREATED ABOUT THEM, FROM NATIVE AMERICAN TO JUST BEING DUCKS... It ridiculous and I love them all~ (Eric is the cutest baby goose)

Both of the two had come from rather unsuitable childhoods, from eaither homes of abuse or just outcast from two diffrent dimentions. As they grew from friends to a couple to newlyweds they were always there for each other to peice together the broken pieces and help build a better life for each other in the overworld and were there for every nightmare or relapse the two had about the old worlds (with the help of two lovely assholes making sure the previous life doesn't come back to get them~)

Hickory x Lizzy

Nickname: Royal Drama King and Queen

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | ADORABLE~ | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN

"Their" song: Bombshell Blonde by Owl City

Who does more housework: HA....WHAT IS HOUSEWORK TO THESE TWO? (hickory)

What couple cosplay they should do:

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Hickory would have, Im not sure if Lizzy would be paying attention at all during movie nights.

Who hogs the blankets at night: I mean considering how long Hickory is, that would be the biggest blanket in existence and Lizzy would still somehow be-able to hog it...

What they fight about: "Elizabeth Ender stand still so we can sew your arm/leg/foot/ cool the burn/ ect with healing"

"When are you coomminngg out of the neeethhheeerr"

"Why cant I come sailing?"

Who has more Facebook friends:  Hickory would, he has to know his whole kingdom

One headcanon about them: Both have absolutly no sence of what is dangerous and what is wrong (ok they know its wrong but they shouldn't do it) so...there has been more than once were they have burned a whole field/forest down or upset-ed a herd of dangerous mobs...

Hickory loves to give lizzy rides on his back and they fly across the daylight sky in white streaks and giggling bundles...crashing is not fun.

Weeping Willow x Falion

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | SO GOSH DARN ADORABLE I SWEAR TO NOTCH | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN

"Their" song: Two worlds by Phil Collins

Who does more housework: Probably Falion. Willow would be making the mess with her potion brewing.

What couple cosplay they should do: 

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Both, it was a mess of tissues, tentacles, and quite hush paps.

Who hogs the blankets at night: Willow with her many many tentacles...

What they fight about: I really dont know... Probably along the lines of hogging all the heat and/or not coming out of the nether enough.

Who has more Facebook friends: Willow? I dun know...

One headcanon about them: Willow is obsessed with he horrorterrors and scary stories, so up in the over world the two built a fort where they drink hot apple cider and falion would read willow the scarry stories with his special frames and willow curls around him like a kitty and listens and giggles. 

These two are going to be the best of friends in canon it will be amazing they will kill with there closeness and bonding.

William x Edmund

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN | Guilty crack ship~

"Their" song: (joke song)

Who does more housework: As crazy as it sounds, William is clean freak and he would probably be the one doing housework.

What couple cosplay they should do:

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Well he wouldnt be crying, but william would probablly whine a bit...then just to anoy edmund he would splay himself over edmund and whine really loudly, complaining how sad he was from the movie, thus demanding comfort cuddles.

Who hogs the blankets at night: Those blankets would be in shreads or edmund would, because william looks like he has died when he sleeps...we blame some sort of sleep paralysis...

What they fight about: ANYTHING AN EVERYTHING... When they arn't fighting is when we start getting concerned that one of them got injured or isn't feeling to well...

Who has more Facebook friends: William kills all his facebook freinds minus his clan so I would say edmund.

One headcanon about them: William sings the most ridiculous songs to edmund when he is upset. Im talking getting the rug out of the closet and singing "i can show you the world" song while holding edmund to him on the rug. A sad edmund is not a good edmund and william thinks angry is better. Of course if he really is down then william is going to be reasonable with how he treats him. 

Keyaira x ELis

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | Someone would die in the process of this ship, I swear to notch | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN

"Their" song: "I wont give up" cover by peter hollens

Who does more housework: Elllliiiss , because keyaira is working to make sure hell doesn't freeze over.

What couple cosplay they should do:

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Keyaira, keyaira would cry and smother elis in her cuddle crying.

Who hogs the blankets at night: Um... if keyaira actually ever slept on a bed I think she would, She would hog elis and the blankets, because she loves her warmth and cuddles.

What they fight about: Keyaira gets very rough and cold if she doesn't watch herself, so Elis probably gets annoyed when she just disses someone or does seem to show care to person in need....or when she accidentally sets the living room on fire......or beats up william/Eric when she got mad at them...

Who has more Facebook friends: Elis would, she actualy sorta cares about her friends...

One headcanon about them: Elis is a big teacher to keyaira on how to act human and be kind and caring, if pigs were flying and keyaira decided to try and LEARN to be kind, Elis was the big role model and she would follow around like a lost puppy...Keyaira would sing elis songs and tell her stories when she was upset or stressed out, cradling her in a warm blanket and telling extravagant stories of heros and sailing journies~

Mod x Mod(0TrueBlue0)

How much I like it: actual cause of global warming (good lord we would end the world) | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN |

"Their" song: We need to come up with one, meet me on skype and if we find one ill put it here

Who does more housework: YOU'RE BRINGING BABY RACCOONS HOME ALL THE TIME so probably no one....because like Eric I do not know the definition of clean...

What couple cosplay they should do: Our personas

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: depends if your dead that day or not, but I most defiantly would cry...

Who hogs the blankets at night: *whispers* my bbeeeddd and blankets (ok there are no blankets, only shredded sheets)

What they fight about: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 IS A WONDERFUL MOVIE AND NO MORE BABY RACOONS IN THE HOUSE

Who has more Facebook friends: I don't even know if you have a Facebook...I do an I have a lot

One headcanon about them: Im the Australian pimp to sammi when she is drunk apparently....

Ho shit disney night, we have this giant pile of blankets and unlimited popcorn and we watch disney move after disney movie untill we relize its been three days and no one has heard from us...

We have this desk thing with my drawing pad and computer on one and she has hers on the other (A LAPTOP THAT WORKS TOO) and we send hours doodling and talking to eachother from acorss the desk and by the window so birb can watch the traffic or nature depending where we end up

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((Hey... Alex here

I'll be back in a few days. I hope some of you still remember this stupid little blog. I missed you guys. I feel like I missed out on so many things. I can't wait to show you how much I have improved.))

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A Night at the fair Part one: Pumpkin carving

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  You could only think a ghast boy could hold so many pumpkins, yet Keyaira manages to be amazed when Hickory came speeding out of the pumpkin patch with a whole pile of big and plump pumpkins… Keyaira manages to call out to him as he passes by, already exhausted from chasing him around the fair earlier.

“Hickory alubus Ghast-tear, what did I discus with you before we arrived at the fair!?”

Hickory freezes and looks back to his mother. He looks at his pile of pumpkin’s and smiles guiltily.

“About that…I just saw so many of these orange square things…”

“Pumpkins….” Keyaira sighed and looked out at the field. The sun was setting and she would have to return to start the fall ball…

“Yea! Pumpkins that I just couldn’t leave them there to rot!! The vines could have broken them too and so they would have been splintered and broken and…”

“Hickory, they grow on those vines…” She floated up to her son and looked over his pile, “tisking" and shaking her head. Now that she actually counted the pumpkins, there wasn’t very many they just happened to be really big. Hickory peeked over the pile and giggled spinning around with his prize.  Keyaira stepped back to let him spin while she thought of what they were going to do with those pumpkin’s…

“LIZZY AND EMMY!!!!!” Hickory screeched and zoomed off, dropping his pile of pumpkins. Keyaira gasped and lurched out to try and grab some of the pumpkins. Two fell out of her grasp and cracked as they hit the ground.  Well, there are two that they won’t be using…. Keyaira caught her breath and flew after her white comet son. By the time she reached him, he was rolling around in the grass with two bundles of children, With Elis looking flabbergasted herself at the sudden attack on her children.

“Ahhh, Elis is such a pleasure to see you again! I apologize profoundly for my son’s hugs and such.” Keyaira straightened herself and bowed, holding the pumpkins up with her tentacles. Elis giggled, covering her mouth while she did so.

“It is a pleasure to see you too Keyaira.” She sounded tired, but managed to keep her peppy look up. “I don’t think you need to apologize for your son’s actions, the children seem to enjoy his hugs.” She tilted her head towards to pile of children. Each of them cooing, hissing, and chirping to each other in between laughs. Poor little emit looked just as surprised as Elis was when Hickory tackled them, but smiled at the giant ghast boy.

“HEY HEY HEY WE GOT PUMPKINS!!”

“Hickory, “hey” is not the proper way for one gets a groups attention.” Keyaira critiqued his greeting, but hickory seemed to not notice her.

“Do you guys want carve them with us!! I found sooooooooooo many pumpkins and….wait….WHERE ARE THE PUMPKINS!?” He soon realized that is his flying hug, he dropped all of his pumpkins. Just as he was about to panic, keyaira plopped on in his hands.

“Right here Hickory. Mummy caught them for you.”  She used the free tentacle to rub his head as he sighed happily and hugged the pumpkin with the other kids.

“Hickory dear, don’t squish the children…” Elis spoke up as both of the kids started to gasp for air. He let them go, both falling into his lap. Elizabeth was quick to recover and climbed all over the ghast boy.

“Yes! So many pumpkins!! Mom Mom Mom mom mom…” She called out of her mother as she hid inside of hickory hair, or at least her face.

“What is it dear?” Elis replied after she scooped up her little boy, who was having a little harder of a time to catch his breath.

“Can we carve pumpkins with Hickory!! Can we can we pleeeaaassseeesssss….” She peaked out one side and she and Hickory put on their best pouty faces and baby eyes.

“Well….I think Hickory and his mother have to go get ready for the balls don’t they?” She looked up to keyaira, who was looking at the sky. Keyaira then looked back down and smiled.

“We have time, Hickory knows more about carving than I do though……” She re-adjusted her pumpkin pile and Hickory kriiied happily, twirling around with Elizabeth hanging on to him for the ride.

“Hickory, don’t drop Elizabeth….”

A few minutes later and a trip to the market to buy some knives, the rag-tag group found a table and bench to carve on. Emmit was in his mother lap sharing a pumpkin since the little creeper boy had no arms. Elizabeth was next, followed by hickory and keyaira at the very end. Hickory was teaching everyone how to now empty the pumpkins insides

“And then you take out aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll the goop inside and empty it on the ground.” Hickory turned around in his chair and started to vigorously shake the pumpkins insides out.  That was…quite the way to do that both mothers thought.

“Sweetie, where did you learn how to carve pumpkins?” Elis asked as she turned around to shake the pumpkin herself.

“OH, from Grandpa William!” Hickory used his hands to dig in and take the rest of the gunk out. Elizabeth was having a blast with tossing the pumpkin gunk at people who passed, but missed anyways. Keyaira reached up and rubbed her head at the mention of that man’s name. Elis didn’t look too pleased herself…. That explained why Hickory wanted to buy diamond daggers instead of the kitchen knives.

“Elizabeth, do not throw the insides at people.” Elis spoke up as soon as one glob of gunk actually hit a passing creeper. Elizabeth giggled happily and turned around. As soon as the pumpkins were empty, Hickory continued.

“NOW we take the knives and stab the pumpkins repeatedly until it shapes start to fall out!” He took a knife with his tentacle and quickly started to stab the sides of the pumpkin. Elizabeth was more than happy to follow in suit and started to stab her own pumpkin.

“I bet I can stab faster than you!!” She challenged Hickory and dug into her pumpkin. Hickory Giggled and stabbed faster at his.

“m…mom I …don’t th..think Liz..lizzy should have th..the knife…” Emmit huddled back into his mother and Elis quickly reached out and took Elizabeth’s pumpkin away. She ended up stabbing the table on the next swing.

“I don’t think that’s how you carve them children.” Elis had remembered Edmund carving some pumpkins and there was no rapid stabbing involved. Hickory stopped himself as keyaira reached over and took the knife away. Both kids “awwwwww’ed” sadly, Elizabeth pulling her pumpkin back her way.

“Hickory let’s let Aunty Elis show us how to carve pumpkins her way now.” Keyaira gave the knife back to Hickory and he nodded happily. Relief washed over her when hickory agreed. Elis Nodded back. Now she remembered faces were cut out into the sides…

“I think you are supposed to cut out faces in the sides using shapes…..” She used her knife and slowly cut out little triangles for the eyes. Emmit watched happily as he saw the face appear from the pumpkin.  Hickory got the idea and quickly dug into the shell, while Elizabeth just continued to stab the pumpkin rapidly, letting pieces fall off. Elis reached out to stop her, but keyaira reached out to hold her hand back.

“Let her go, she will have to learn the hard way…” Keyaira commented and went to carving her own pumpkin. Elis wasn’t too happy with this way, but Emmit was nudging her to continue carving.

“Ma…make the mou...outh square mom!” He squeaked happily and continued to watch Elis carve. Elizabeth did accidently cut herself from the continuous stabbing and Elis used some of her ointment to heal her hand and keyaira calmed down Hickory from panicking, telling him that she was just fine…

An hour later, they all had finished carving. Elizabeth had continued to cut herself and Elis continued to heal her hand while hickory panicked, but she got somewhat of an idea that rapid stabbing was not an effective way to carve, but on the bright side is made Hickory make funny noises. Her pumpkin ended up collapsing on itself so hickory shared his. Elis just eventually took her knife away and she watched Hickory carve, instructing him to carve out certain shapes in the skin. The two troublemakers final pumpkin was….well….they really didn’t know.  But both were pretty happy with their distorted pumpkin face and stab marks.  Keyaira made a simple jack-o-lantern face, while Elis and Edmund made a more advanced face. Emmit even came up with the idea to stuff parts of Elizabeth’s old pumpkin into the sides for ears.  Afterwards, they bought some torches to put inside the pumpkins when they got home. Both mothers were stressed out afterwards, but the kids had a blast.

“Wasn’t this awesome! Look at our pumpkins!!” Hickory flew around the table happily. Both Elizabeth and emit were pretty sleepy, emit being held by Elis and Elizabeth was leaning against her.

“Yep….awesome hickory……” Elizabeth yawned and rubbed her bandaged hand.  Elis giggled and rubbed her daughter head. Keyaira examined the shells and nodded.  For their first time, this was pretty impressive.

“That was a very good idea to put ears Emmit. You are a smart little boy…” Keyaira patted his head and he nodded slowly.

“Well, that was fun. But I have to drop off the kids off with Edmund to get ready for the dance. What do we say kids…”

“Thank you…” Both yawned and nuzzled down into their mother. Hickory chirped to both of them and flew next to his mother; Hickory was just under his mother’s height.  

Just then, William, Eric, and Edmund came tumbling out of the forest. The two men were laughing their heads off while Eric was as terrified as he would ever be and clinging onto his father.

Now I wonder what happened to them.

To be continued….

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Ask-elis-ender got lost in the Jungle!

Endermen. Endermen everywhere. The Survivalist frowns, carefully fidgeting with her gloves. She wasn't really looking forward to an impromptu bath, but should one instigate a fight, she would not lose her life here. She'd built up so much in her time, and no measly Ender would end her only life.

She's tucked away inside, eyes tilted down to keep from making eye contact with anything.

[nesuki]

(Mod: Part two! Hehe, this one was a lot of fun to do. Hope you like it, dear! I missed drawing Mika. X3) 

ASDFSKSDFaWERSDFDFKL OH MY GOOOOOSH ;//W//; Dude, you are FAST!!! >///<  And the picture looks just adorable D///: Oh maan so many feeeels T//w//T I really miss those two together x3 Elis is so sweet ;//u//; Ahaha and see how cheeky she looks up to Mika x333

Ahww I love this picture ;u; And it is so awesome to see Elis and Mika again x3 (Btw you are improving soooo muuch!! X///X Yer drawing looks amazing!! >//<) *hugzz* Thank yooouu for this piece of awesomeness X//3 This made my day!! ://DD 

[askthenamelessender]

Elis sees Cecil floating and blinks a few times. Was it possible he was a ghost or were her eyes playing tricks on her? She slowly approaches, looking him up and down to make sure her eyes really aren't messing with her. "U-uh... Hello? My name is Elis." She smiles gently and looks at the strange new Enderman.

It was a little to late to pretend to be living, she had already caught him so he decided to act as friendly as possible, maybe he could stop her form blabbering his secret now. “Hello there madam” He bowed when he heard a name. “What a lovely name, I am Cecil Alred and I must say it is a pleasure to meet one such as yourself” Well, he wasn’t acting that much.((I’m so sorry that I have been taking so longer to answer this!))