#ask-synth-safehouse

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zatsune: yooo, heya sukone-chan! red-eye squad, amirite?

hatsune: i… please stop being cringe, zatsune.

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Tei: "...You look nice. Your clone too." (She is unaware she is invading personal space)

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Zombie Miku; yooooOOOOO TeeIIIIIII... SUP BROOO... I hEAARRDDDDN YOU'VE GOT A HOT SPOT.. FOR UHH.. SYNTHS... GOOD JOB I GUESS... PEOPLE STINK BROOO... someone saaWWW ME IN THE STORE AND FAINTED and DIED, hOW RUDE.. AnyWAAYS WANT SOME CANDY. HAPPY HALLOWEENIES. *hands a pumpkin basket with lots of candy to tei but her jaw falls off at the moment*

"You should probably... put it back on before the detritivores get to it."

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*quietly puts 3 happy meals with different toys in front of Tei*

(She's appreciates it a lot, but it also brought back some bittersweet memories)

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If you asked any human in the city about the old apartment building, they'll tell you it's been abandoned for years. Rumor has it the place is haunted, and no one feels like upsetting a bunch of spirits by demolishing it, so it remains standing. A feeling of Something being wrong lingers around the area, and many claim to have seen a horned figure patrolling the roof. Between that and the generally unwelcoming exterior, most humans stay away. But to the synths of the area, this place is a safe haven.

The interior is a stark contrast to the exterior. What once was the lobby has been converted into a strange sort of living room. Although it's all been cleaned thoroughly, it's obvious the furniture was grabbed from various garbage piles around the city. The bookshelves are filled with everything from children's picture books to technical manuals. Bizarre, alien technology is messily embedded in the walls, supplying power and extra structural integrity to the old building. Usually, a pink-haired synth dressed in green can be found cleaning around the area, happily welcoming anyone new.

Just up the stairs are the apartments, most hardly different from any other apartment. The only truly noticeable differences are the boarded windows and the large charging stations in each bedroom, made from the same technology keeping the power running. Only a few of these apartments have permanent residents. Most only stay here a short time before either returning home or escaping somewhere far away. But they'll always be welcome if they choose to return. That's why the Vipperloids made this place into what it is. They know better than anyone how terrible the world can be to their kind, and they don't want anyone else to feel as hopeless they did. Every synth deserves a place to feel safe, even if only briefly.

Care to meet the residents?

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Wanna go to MacDonalds??? 🎵ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS 🎵

"I have a feeling Ritsu's gonna start playing that instead of Rick Rolling us now tho..."

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hey rook how are you

"Been out fer a few days. Think slimey boy here really missed me. He only gets all melty like this when he's really happy."

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Is it hard living in the safehouse sometimes? Where do you get supplies? I assume it's pretty isolated from the outside world

Teto: Well, it ain't exactly glamorous, but it's not as hard as you'd think either! Most of us just need electricity to get by, and Scott's generator has that more than covered. Oniko keeps a little garden on the roof for anyone who actually needs food. And as for anything else we need... well, if we can't make it, we just take it. You do whatcha gotta to survive.

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Gives you the concept of the Vipper's backstories basically being the local urban legends Kids at sleepovers will tell each other the stories of the Clean Sound Massacre or the Long-Sleeper Mushrooms