#ask-the-dapper-tellyman

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Ah, excuse me, but did anyone hear a gun?

RGB and Hero look around. “No?”

BANG!

RGB lets out a strangled noise as he’s shot with a water cannon from behind, drenching him through his clothes. Hero screams and rushes to help, but the water has stopped long before she can fix anything. RGB spasms on the ground, eventually falling still as his screen clicks off. 

“RGB...?”

There’s a beat before he suddenly jolts, clothes turning black in a flash and that black and white eye swirling in his screen. He sits up and holds his head as Hero shrieks, scrambling back away from him. He squints at her, wincing in pain.

This shit again. Can I just sleep?

[hero-the-hero]

Ah. There you are! Come along, Hero! Today’s your Birthday, and I have a surprise for you! -Your dad-erm, guide, RGB

"RGB, you're here!!!" Hero's expression lights the fuck up as RGB legit just, exists!!!! There he is!!! It's him!!! He's actually here!!!! Prepare yourself for a sudden hug, you deserve it.

[ticking-machine]

“…If I catch you around my Hero, I’ll make sure you get thrown into the sea again.” {the dapper telly-head threatened.}

“σσσн. ωє'ℓℓ ѕєє αвσυт тнαт~”

He laughed in a sinister tone.The sharp, rows of teeth slowly stretching into a smile.

 "ѕαу, нσω ℓσиg ∂σ уσυ тнιик ѕнє'ℓℓ кєєρ тяυѕтιиg α мσиѕтєя ℓιкє уσυ?“