#ask-the-old-miser

[ask-deidara-chan]

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5th person gets a confession

Once Sasori told me…

At that moment i just wanted to kick your butt. Because i was jealous.

[ask-hidan-shit]

-Whispering softly into Kakuzu's ear- Hey hey hey, Mr. grumpy ass, its time to get the fuck up and do somethin' on our first free day off in fucking weeks.

[dora-duh-explorer]

the story about the man and the dragon

once upon there was a man who tried to save a princess and he failed cuz the dragon stabbed him w/ his eyeball and then he got bk to life again and got angry on the dragon and wanted to stab him but the dragon stole his knife and was all like hahahaha nd he chucked up and was out of breath and puked it all cuz it wasnt good for his nutty stomac and then the man got angry and he kicked the dragon's balls that he stole drom DBZ and then a fairy wish price with juicy breasts appeared and gve 3 wishes 

and he wished for a car, a bucket of gold and a russian dumpling but the fairy wish prince was too stupid do give those wishes 2 com true 

so the man got so angry he pulled his pants down and pooped lots of diareah anf it was splashin everywhere n then everyone died

[ask-hidan-shit]

-grabs your shoulders, glares at him but blushes too- touch me.

……Youhavetobekiddingrightnowyou’refuckingwounduptoshitwhathappenedtoyou.

[ask-hidan-shit]

[[ YELLS BECAUSE I WANT KAKUDEI BUT IT CAN'T HAPPEN AARHDGFVHJ]]

[ask-hidan-shit]

ask-the-old-miser replied to your post: -crosses arms, disgruntled-

I’m your servant for three days. -grumbles-

This is a fucking joke right? I don't fucking need you to be my god damn servant! What the hell am I suppose to make you do anyways?

[ask-hidan-shit]

ask-the-old-miser said: -crosses arms- just tell tobi, he’s older than you.

Its fucking private matters! He doesn't need to fucking know anything! What happened was just between me and you. That's. fucking. it.

[ask-hidan-shit]

...... Don't call me an idiot...