#ask-the-wheeler

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INTRO!

Name is Mike (short for Michael) Wheeler, and I'm just a generic, Dungeons & Dragons loving teeneger from Hawkins, Indiana.

For whatever reason, I got involved in some family drama when my crazy interdimensional cousin @straightestmike lost his mind.

My other cousin @gayestrichie and Mikey's equivalent to my friend Dustin (they're not the same, they just look, sound, and think the same) @dustin-judges keep conspiring about closets and rainbows, but I honestly don't know what they want from me?! I guess they're nice and cool to be around (don't let this stroke you too much, it's not a compliment.)

There actually are many more people involved. Some are sort of like replications of my family and friends... It's complicated and confusing and strange, but as far as strange goes, I've seen stranger.

So if, for some reason, you care to know more. Who with whom and what and why. You should check out @lesbianestrobin because she's got everything up to date, or you can jump over to Dustin's post HERE

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Tumblr won't let me answer this ask and probably it is a sign not to share this but you know what? Idc i don't deserve hate

Okay? I can leave the smcu if I'm not wanted around 🤷🏻

I'd appreciate it if I were told off anon though, because this is pretty damn pathetic. Thanks mate.

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Lowkey...you kinda rock the orange hair

TOLD YOU! EVERYONE I TOLD YOU!

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Rest peacefully, Michael Theodore Wheeler.

18 year old Michael Theodore Wheeler found dead near the lovers lake.

May he be remembered forever.

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| I heard about what happened. are you alright?

— @askbyers

Whatever you've heard is bullshit... I was out with friends... I tripped and fell. Concussion. Yeah, a concussion. That's why I'm here. Nothing else.!

They keep me here overnight, just to be sure nothing's damaged.

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hey king we both seem cooked for valentine’s day

do you wanna be my platonic valentine :3

we can be sad gay and alone together!!!!

This is better than what I had planned... Yeah, sounds fun. We could send each other memes or make fun of couples and their disgusting display of love.

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Ok well now Im upset you didn't like the makeup 😠☹️

This is the worst thing I have ever made help.

JESUS FUCK.

I'm crying, what is that?

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Are you taking Will's painting to college?

Will's painting? As in, the one El commissioned? Yeah. Absolutely. It's an amazing painting and it's by Will. Yeah, maybe it's weird to keep something... from someone you have been... well. I'm sure El wouldn't mind.

Wait, did I ever personally thank you for the painting? Thank you @ask-the-hopperbyers :3