#ask-vitium

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gore free version :3c

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◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?

uuu H HHH 

I CANT SAY BECAUSE MY BROTHER KNOWS MY URL

SORRY HUN 

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Holy crap Vitium... Your response to that post was just so amazing I had to make a sketch comic for it. why amazing? 1. It's so random. 2. I soulfully wasn't expecting that. 3. Just 'cuz.

What post am I talking about? It's in the first slide. That whole "oooh, spectrette, I'm some creepy voice in the abyss oh, and btw, you're a murderer... so go suck it." Thing. If you still (somehow) Don't know what I'm talking about... Go look it up. Seriously. If this post is still new, it won't be far.

In other news, holy shit snicker, I have a lot of asks. And I'm hoping to get to them over the span of the upcoming spring break.

Kbye.

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green ouo and a shit ton of other colors that i'm too lazy to name i love you

ILY MORE COME BACK

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RAINBOW GIMME ALL THE COLORS DO IT

oh my ok but only for u boo :* this is gonna be extensive ;~; i'll do bullets lol

purple

it's messy

like reALLY messy

i have photos all over the walls from interior design magazines and stuffies

i have christmas lights up but they've been broken for like a week or two

i recently changed my color scheme from royal blue & white to red, tan and white!!

it's really small and it's the hottest room in the house all year round

actually it used to be our "walk-in" closet not kidding

there's an ugly dark red like shag carpet stretching across the whole room

the walls and door are completely white and my dad won't let me paint it

can't think of another one! o:

blue

uh i have two half brothers, two half sisters and two full sisters

my parents are divorced

i have three nephews and a niece and they're all such cuties

i have favorite siblings tbh :v

more than half of my siblings have good & similar taste in music to me!

only my grandparents on my dad's side are alive

my mom's dad's name was Laverne and he died waaay before I was born so I never got to meet him sadly :c

One of my uncles made a youtube video and it's hysterical imo bc he's such a dope lol (it's called 'video extravanganza introduction' and his name is brett)

my mom was in a band when she was (way *cough*) younger and they only did covers but they toured the country and stuff and she signed autographs too so i think that's pretty cool

green

omg i wear so much mascara because without it, it literally looks like i have no eyelashes due to them being so light and trust me it's not pretty at all lol

in all honesty my thighs are so huge and disgusting, my calves are gross, my arms are too and my stomach is even worse i just ugh idk

i have naturally "dirty blonde" (as I've heard) or even just like light/ regular brown hair and last february i ombre'd it but it just looks like it was dip dyed... 

I really wanna dye my hair like a deep red though and then ombre it bc my sister had that and it's so adorable

I have big teeth but it's not really that bad lol. and my lips really don't like to keep lipstick on them 

idk if this will suffice as one of these but you can still see my salt & ice challenge burn from last february

my ears are satellite dishes so if I wear my hair up in any way I have to wear big earrings to distract from my ears lol

i have the most common colors of central heterochromia aka blue and 'gold' & a big nose

yellow

i ate lots of junk, too much junk, still do, still in childhood. it all makes sense 

i stepped on a nail one time when i was running and it went right through my flip flop and shot up into my foot

in second grade i won the "nicest girl in class" award along with the "most stylish girl" ahh back when my mother dressed me in jeans with butterfly embroideries and sequins. 

well this one time when my dad was first teaching me how to cast a fishing reel, i tossed the line out and the hook caught my older sister in the ear and it was funny until she beat me

i was obsessed with webkinz and i still have like all 50+ of them that i had, maybe with the exception of a few that my dog chewed up or something, RIP BBYS

strong believer that the toy story concept is real and toys do 'come to life' so to say, and i still am tbh idc yes i'm a lame-o i still tell my stuffed animals i love them if i come across them shhh

it wasn't too bad a childhood until like the end of second grade/ third grade when my parents started picking up fighting a lot around my siblings and I are then when they got divorced but yeah it was alright

orange

(lol meghan u liveDDD here *sobs* so u know but das ok) -- my town is real small but it's pretty for the most part

well i've lived in the same house since day 1 (besides visiting my mom on the weekends at her houses over the years)

i'm actually not sure if watch hill is part of my town but taylor swift lives here now so fun, bunch of annoying tourists lookin' for tswift 

a lot of the people are friendly, but so many of the fellow high schoolers if you will, are just huge ass holes but ayy meghan u already know that lol

there are a lot of cute clothes stores but they're super expensive bc they're high end family owned and operated and shtuff

it's hard to get a job when you're first starting out when you don't like the beach and you don't want to work with people you know or at least don't like 

red

i don't only have one though omg. okay well i'll just do collectively

my besties are all funny as hell

and they all have the best personalities even though they're all different in some way

and i can tell you guys anything & u can tell me anything you want too!

and hm OH they understand and accept my love for barry benson/ jerry seinfeld

THEY'RE ALL BABES

pink

they're divorced and literally hate each other, sometimes it's funny when they fight and sometimes it literally scared the shit out of me and hurts my lil tummy

uh these are gon' be personal wow ok uh my dad started seeing this chick 20 years younger than him that he worked with, and before we even knew they were a thing my mom was out and the 20 something year old was living with us

and her dog wasn't even cute like at all 

my mom got matching tattoos with her current bf lol... mom why that is pERMANENT 

my parents are both turning 51 this year

white - answered!

grey

I DON'T HAVE ONLY TWO FAVORITE THINGS OMG, i'll just make it only three tho just for the sake of an already long ass post

chocolate milkshakes are the most heavenly thing 

makeup is definitely one of my best friends + it's fun to apply and mess around with when i'm bored

there hasn't been a day go by that i didn't listen to at least one song in idek how long, and a few of my faves are the killers, weezer, iron & wine, the shins, the white stripes, the black keys, oh the list goes on.

black - also answered!

holy wow that took forever

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1-50 GO BUT FUCK 7 BECAUSE STILL FUCK 7 <3

DAMN GIRL U WORK FAST

1. What is your best friends name?

I have more than one ;_; John and Colleen are my closest friends.

2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?

Oh my lord they’re rainbow tbh I’m so gay.

3. What are you listening to right now?

I was just listening to If You Can’t Hang by Sleeping With Sirens but I just changed it to Bulletproof Love by Pierce The Veil c:

4. Whats your favorite number?

Hmm probably ten.

5. What was the last thing you ate?

Ohh darn a crescent roll I think. I need to go get more food soon tbh.

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

Giiiirl I’d be all the colors of the rainbow…..Or black. Like my soul.

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

Wow I honestly don’t remember. Like it was probably my mom or something idk.

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Tbh I don’t pay much attention but I guess their hair idk man.

10. Do you have a significant other?

Haha no I do not.

11. Favorite TV show?

Bates Motel probably omg it’s coming back next month and I’m excited.

12. Siblings?

I have one older sister.

13. Height?

No clue. Probably 5’3” or 5’4”

14. Hair color?

Brown.

15. Eye Color?

Like greenish-blueish-gray. Idk sometimes they’re more blue, sometimes they’re more green.

16. Do you wear contacts?

I wish. Unfortunately, I just have glasses.

17. Favorite Holiday?

Halloween of course.

18. Month?

October c:

19. Have you ever cried for no reason?

Usually there’s a reason idk man probably though.

20. What was the last movie you watched?

Frozen :D

21. Favorite Day of the Year?

October 31st 

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Depends on the situation but considering my luck in that department, yeah kinda.

23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?

Nope.

24. Hugs or Kisses?

As much as I love kisses, I’m gonna have to go with hugs c:

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate. 

26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?

Whaaat idk man they can do what they want.

27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?

Hmm a couple of my close friends I suppose.

28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?

Basically everyone else lol I don’t text often anyway.

29. What books are you reading?

I’m not reading any right now.

30. Piercings?

None….yet. Kinda want a lip piercing but idk.

31. Favorite movies?

The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Lovely Bones, The Perks of Being A Wallflower….and there’s a long list of horror movies that would take forever to list.

32. Favorite football team?

Ew I hate football.

33. What are you doing right now?

Listening to music and answering these questions.

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?

Butter.

37. Dogs or cats?

I’ll go with dogs.

38. Favorite flower?

Idk roses because I’m boring.

39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?

Haven’t we all? Never anything too bad I don’t think though.

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?

Yes I do.

41. Have you ever loved someone?

Yeahh I have. Only one person truly I think sigh. 

42. Who would you like to see right now?

Welll I’ma go with some of my friends I guess.

43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?

No, not really.

44. Have you ever fired a gun?

I’ve held one but no, I’ve never fired one.

45. Do you like to travel by plane?

I’ve honestly never been on a plane.

46. Right-handed or Left-handed?

Right handed.

47. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two.

48. Are you missing someone?

Kinda in a way I suppose. 

49. Do you have a tattoo?

No I do not.

50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

Idk man I suppose so.

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all of your heart, that's right <3 ilysm OH YAY CAT GETS A PRETTY DRESS

THE WEDDING WILL BE SPECTACULAR 

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LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT AND SETTLED RIGHT NOW. I, CATRINA REYNOLDS, LOVE THIS CHILD, MEGAN [AKA CORRUPTEDPARADOX], MORE THAN ANY OF YOU LITTLE SHITS. GOT IT? OKAY. okay. <3

i LOVE YOU CAT WITH ALL YM HEART