#ask: jakepuckerman

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Ryder, Henry, Jake

Bed: Jake, but he better live up to all the hype he’s been giving himself.

Wed: Henry, even though it’d never happen because he can barely even carry on a conversation with me at this point

Behead: Ryder, at least he’ll be able to join the headless hunt

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4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

I regret trusting someone who didn’t deserve it.  Friends are supposed to have your back, good times and bad, but someone people think friendship is a one way street. They want you there to take care of them during their bad times, but when you’re going through you’re own things, they’re quick to disappear. Or worse, they throw stones.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

I don’t have any truly terrible birthday stories. This year was fun, even though a few of my friends probably should have been watched a little more carefully as far as the drinking thing goes. Maybe third year when Jake got caught sneaking back into the dungeons afterwards? Or when I was nine and my dad bought exploding Weasley Wizard Wheeze candles from the grocer instead of the real kind and my cake blew up. That was pretty funny though, because my mum got really teed off.

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[unsent] Dom, damn, I don’t know if it’s that dress or the Veela blood but I kind of want to make out with you right now. Like, you shouldn’t be allowed to look this hot. Oh my god, what am I even saying? Someone must have spiked the punch or something. I need to go find Jake and do some straight things now.

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[unsent] I know we didn’t work out but why don’t you realize that you can do better than Bree and Santana and all the random one night stands this castle has to offer for you?[unsent] You may be a moron but you have a lot to offer. You’re sweet when you think nobody’s looking, you’re a great dancer, you’re amazing at Potions, and you always smell nice.[unsent] Did I really sour you on women that badly that you aren’t willing to give it another chance?[unsent] Honestly, I’d rather you ride off into the sunset with Marley than be a bachelor for life.[unsent] Okay, no I don’t. I didn’t mean that at all, but my point stands.[sent] I think you’re brother tried to come on to me earlier, I literally puked in my mouth a little bit at the thought.