#ask:bradley

[ronanexe]

True or false: you'd fuck the daylights out of either Tessa, Bradley or Pearl. You don't have to say which one.

True. 

[ronanexe]

☆

☆: for a drunken voicemail

Hey, it’s me. [Ronan paused, downing another shot.] Listen, I just wanted make sure we’re okay… After the other night, I mean. Some people– Some people stop… liking me after they’ve seen me, um, ‘hulk out.’ I think– Well, I think I would be quite sad if you were one of those people, so I wanted to, uh, check. You seemed fine right after it happened, but I just… I just wanted to check again. [He slurred heavily.] Oh! I’ve got to go. It’s my turn on the mechanical bull. I’ll, um, see you around, Milligan. 

[ronanexe]

I want the K

6: Gentle Peck

If Bradley wasn’t so fucked up, he would have left her ass back at the party where she dumped half a bottle of vodka on his head. However, he knew if he abandoned her there and one of the many guys that were eyeing her up managed to get her alone and do something she didn’t want, he would never forgive himself. 

So, there he was, getting his back clawed to shit with a very perturbed Bradley flung over his shoulder. The walk to Rose Hall seemed to drag on forever and he nearly threw the little spitfire into the bushes when she took his phone out of his pocket and started texting people. He should have listened to Damon when he told him to put a pass code on his phone. God only knew what she was sending, she could be severing the few friendships he’d managed to make, but he just gritted his teeth and kept pushing on. 

Setting her down in front of the entrance to her dorm, he snatched his phone back and shoved it into his pocket. “You are such a shit.” He took her face between his hands and angled it up to look at him. Ronan’s expression grew softer as he took in her glazed eyes that didn’t quite manage to conceal the pain she was in. “You deserve more.” Leaning down, he placed a tiny kiss on her mouth and then moved his hands to her shoulders and pushed her towards her door. 

[ronanexe]

FMK: tessa bradley pearl

F: I suppose I should probably say Pearl since we’ve already fucked, but, Bradley, I guess 

M: Tessa. Slytherins and Hufflepuffs go together, right? 

K: Pearl. I mean, I don’t actually hate her that much, but for the sake of the meme she’s my K 

[ronanexe]

✉✘⁇

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: I’m serious. You just say the word and I’ll knock his fucking teeth out and make him swallow them one by one.

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: Nobody makes you feel uncomfortable. 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: I know you’re the one that sent it

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: but guess what… IT DIDN’T WORK 

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: That meat lovers pizza went right to the woman next door

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: I didn’t take a single bite. Not even of the crust.

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: You fucking suck, by the way 

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: There’s this girl at the club I’m at who looks JUST like you

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: It’s fucking blowing my mind

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: OH SHIT!! And she’s with someone that looks just like Pearl

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: This is trippy

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: Oh wait………………….

[ text: Bradley 🖕 ]: It is you