#ask:louis

[lumiosedom-blog]

What's your favorite thing about Louis?

LMAO, you’re asking me that like I actually like him.

[louistommoheaven-blog]

[louistommoheaven-blog]

[graciesgotwood]

ღ for a friend-crush text♆ for a sext☯ for an adoring text☽ for a sleepy text✂ for a catty text$ for a lying text⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text

ღ for a friend-crush text

[✉ TO LOUIS]: I’m feeling nice today, so here’s a reminder that you’re my favorite smarty pants :-p

♆ for a sext

[✉ TO LOUIS]: Think fast, what’s more interesting: a book or me naked?[✉ TO LOUIS]: You don’t actually have to answer that, I know it’s the book :-p

☯ for an adoring text

[✉ TO LOUIS]: I actually really care about you, you stupid git. So you’re not allowed to let something bad happen to you because then no one would read me bedtime stories or call me a dumbass or help me learn new stuff when I don’t want to, or make me smile when everything is crappy. You’re stuck with me because I like you, okay Lou? I know I don’t say it much but it’s true. 

☽ for a sleepy text

[✉ TO LOUIS]: Your pillows are comfier than mine. Do Ravenclaws read books and figure out how to harvest softer feathers for their pillows or something? 

✂ for a catty text

[✉ TO LOUIS]: Ugh, what is with Ari being all over Hugo lately? I swear she’s just doing it to piss me off. Why am I even trying to be civil to her again? She’s just as annoying as all the other Slytherins still >.<

$ for a lying text

[✉ TO LOUIS]: I’ve been getting plenty of sleep, Lou, stop worrying. No nightmares, nothing. Everything’s totally normal, I’ve just been going on longer runs in the mornings, that’s whY I seem so tired, I swear.

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text

[✉ TO LOUIS]: Eh, I’m still not sure your abs are at the level where they could beat Puckerman’s.

SEND A SYMBOL

[graciesgotwood]

Dear Diary.

I’m supposed to be paying attention in history right now but I think now I get why Roxy didn’t introduce me to her cousins after all. Hugo and Lily are pretty cool, but OH MY MERLIN LOUIS IS SUCH A NERD. I think every time I’ve seen him so far he’s had his head in a book, and I only ever heard him speak when he raised his hand in class and gave the most complicated answers ever. Today was the first time he actually talked directly to me, and it’s just because we got paired up for some boring history assignment.

Which I’m making him do. Because nerds care about getting good grades, right? And if I have to learn about boring goblins or whatever it is we’re talking about, we’re going to get a troll grade.

How can someone who shares so much blood with Roxy and Hugo be SO NOT FUN? Do you think I could find a way to make him more fun? Like, is he secretly a real Weasley on the inside, or does he just hate everything in this life that’s worth actually doing because he’d rather read about it in a book?

Crap, he’s glaring at me. Does he know I’m talking about him instead of taking notes on the goblins? I guess I should pay attention now. I’ll test the ‘can Louis Weasley be fun or not’ thing and get back to you, notebook.

SEND ME “DEAR DIARY,” TO READ MY CHARACTERS WOULD-BE JOURNAL ENTRY FROM THE DAY THEY MET YOURS.

[graciesgotwood]

✅

Nobody else can be your dumbass.

SEND ME A ✅ AND ILL WRITE A SIX-WORD STORY FOR OUR MUSES

[becclawtheraven]

[text] I was gonna say good job. He had it coming. But uh, officially. Don't do it again.

[Text] OH! Good, I like that response much better :D But don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’ve used my one freebie; Kelsey might fire me as her best friend if I do it again. 

[becclawtheraven]

[text] I heard you slapped Ben Pucey.

[Text] Don’t worry, a Prefect already took care of making sure I got punished.