#medic x reader

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“Men can’t get pregnant” God forbid a woman dreams.

[andradaveselu]

TF2 MERCS AND WHAT FLOWERS I THINK THEY WOULD GET YOU

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Scout: Lego flowers

When he asked spy for some advice on what flowers to get you, the response was to get you something unique that would impress you.

So the most logical thing for Scout was to get you a Lego flower set since the flowers won't wither and you will have a nice decoration that will remind you of him.

Soldier: wild flowers

He saw some dried flowers on the side of the road that reminded him of you.

Gathered a handfull of those and came running to show them to you. Ain't that sweet?

Pyro: crocheted flowers

He spend 3 months learning how to crochet and make them.

Took multiple tries before they turned out perfect and you can tell he poured all his love in them.

Demoman: Generic bouquet

He is sweet and lovable, but in reality, I don't think he knows anything about romance.

Therefore, he will get you the first most basic premade flower bouquet that his eye landed on. Sorry...

Heavy: Something classy

He can be described as stupid by some and terrifying by others, but at heart he is a distinguished gentleman.

He will get you something simple, but delicate.

Engineer: Tea flowers

He is a man that priorities functionality over looks so he will get you a bouquet of different flowers like lavander, roses or chamomile that you can dry and use for tea.

Medic: Also clasic, but bigger

Just like Heavy, he is a gentleman and will get you something classy.

But since he is a very flamboyant guy, Medic will have to show off by getting you the biggest bouquet he could find.

Spy: Something fancy

This motherfucker is an expert in romance and expensive things and so he will go all in by getting you the biggest and most breathtaking flower bouquet you've only seen on Pinterest boards.

Sniper: Handpicked

Another sweety that will bring you a bouquet of handpicked flowers. But Sniper will also add some wild berries he found around because they looked tasty.

[peony-veins]

Could you do the tf2 mercs with kinda a smartass reader? Like that they say something that you'd have to look at with a confused expression but when they look back at reader they have this cheeky smile and squinty eyes. Or reader correcting someone like engineer on their craft and reader being right. Theyre obnoxious at it too, they know it and they take advantage of that.

Is that possible?

Tf2 x smartass!reader

Masterlist

Scout is so much fun to write kill me now HE ISSNT EVEN MY FAVOURITE??? LIKE HES MOT EVEN TOP FIVE??? (Still love him though)

• larp final boss

• he just rolls his eyes when you correct him like “huh! Yeah! I knew that! Shut up!”

• gets all in a huff

• THOUGH , he does also stand his ground sometimes and is purposely stupid to see if he can piss you off

• you have been sent from god to personally torment him

• he firmly believes that

• or you made a deal with the devil for only the knowledge you can correct him on

• he straight up gets to a point where he refuses to explain things around you for fear of you correcting him

• LEAVE HIM ALONE HES ABOUT TO JUMP YOU

• has a mix of engineer and scouts reaction

• he gets irritated and embarrassed but he plays it off.

• whenever you correct him on something it’s one of the few times you begin to see him loose his composure because it wasn’t a simple slip of memory

• he GENUINELY didn’t know and that makes him want to shoot himself honestly.

• he takes it a lot better than engineer-

• honestly loves it!!

• if he’s ever unsure of something he does genuinely go to you since it’s easier than flicking through books

• though if you correct him while he’s mid surgery he will just shrug and tell you “I’ll make it work!”

• honestly just sees you as another engineer

[itshypernova]

PLEADR HEAR ME OUT MY TF2 MAJESTY:

The mercs giving or receiving hickeys.

s..specifically medic and sniper 😍 and and also scout… MEOWWWW

thank u sm for feeding me with such amazing content

You're Welcome!! I'm currently cooking up my next long fic right now (more yandere unhinged Medic coming btw-) I also want to apologize for the lack of writing recently! Stuffs been pretty crazy in my life right now but i'm back! still sick but im back! (Or atleast trying to be—)

Merc's receiving and giving Hickeys: [Medic, Scout, Sniper]

Medic

Receiving: Medic LOVES when you give him hickeys. This man will wear them with PRIDE. Give them on his neck, his chest, his arms, hell he even ended up with one on his cheek once.

He bruises pretty easily, so whenever you end up making out and you start trailing down his chin to his neck...Oh he's a mess! He loves teasing you for this though-

"My little liebling...jou just love marking me up~ Don't worry, no one is going to take me from you."

He's LOUD so you better hope that no one is around that day.

Now when it comes to him leaving them on you?

His favorite spots are your thighs and your breasts. He loves how squishy they are and how easy it is to get you all marked up.

It riles him up so much when you two are about to be intimate and he sees the previous marks that he left on you starting to fade.

"Mhm..looks like I need to leave more, Liebling~. Zhey're fading.."

Scout

ANOTHER ONE WHOS LOUD.

He's also very sensitive, like, he starts whimpering type of sensitive, I headcanon the RED Scout to be a bit tanner than the BLU one, so when you mark him up he'll get all flustered because the others can see it.

"Jeez babe, what are ya a vampire or somethin'?.." He loves it don't stop. Will question you if you suddenly stop.

When the shoe is on the other foot?

He's such a fucking teasing prick.

Leaves them in obvious spots, has left one on your cheek before.

He likes to leave them in clusters, so you'll have several aligning one area of your neck. He likes to nuzzle into your skin afterwards to feel the heat of your skin.

"Tch. Why hide em? Everyone in the damn base knows ya my girl anyway."

Sniper

Will become flustered, turn so red that this man could put the damn shirt he wears to shame.

You leave them alot on his chest around his scars, the area is sensitive to him but he loves to look down and see your little love bites.

Doesn't want you to leave them too high up, not that he's not proud to show em off, he just doesn't wanna deal with the teasing he'll get from the other mercs.

"..try to keep em low love, please?..dont wanna hear those blokes mouths.."

Now when it's time to put them on you?

FERAL. FERAL. FERALLLLL

He bites, and he bites hard, you aren't leaving with a hicky you're leaving with a damn bite mark.

Mostly on your inner thighs and your hips. He loves the plush, bonus if you have a belly? Oh yea he's biting there too.

He likes to bite, then suck and lick on the area to make sure his mark stays, if it doesn't, prepare for him to do it again.

He has drawn blood one before, and you thought it was the hottest thing ever, you told him this and all dominance went out the window as he got a little embarrassed.

"..sorry sheila..got a lil carried away..here..let me kiss it better

Writing Snipers had be clawing at the walls of my enclosure— I'm so down bad for this man.

[porcalinecunt]

‘ 𝓑𝐀𝐃 𝓓𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 ‘ ࿐ OCT 15TH

𓉳ིྀ. 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓: MEDIC X FTM! READER

cw. — doctor play , medical malpractice , dub con , nipple play , size kink , medic is a fucking freak , mpreg(?)

♱ wc. 811

a/n: yall have no idea how much self restraint i needed to not title this fic based on the song ‘doktorspiele’ </3 ikik corny on the nose tomato tomato please don’t yell at me ᰔ

𓉳ིྀ. kinktober masterlist !

“does this hurt?”

it didn’t, it was the total opposite in fact. dr ludwig’s large hands squeezing your hips shot chills down your spine, either from arousal or that small tinge of fear from how widely inappropriate the situation was. a ‘check up’ suggested by ludwig himself should’ve been done about an hour ago, yet the medic insisted on you staying for good measure. you trusted his word, the worst you assumed of him was possibly getting wrapped up in another insane experiment of his.

you’d never imagine how intimate this could’ve become, as stained fingers inched closer to your hardened nipples hiding behind your shirt. “d-doc..”

“relax, this will be over before you know it.” he leaned down until his accent was all you could hear, weighing heavy on his white lies. warmth washed over your face, burning hot the second ludwig tears your shirt in two and manhandles you onto the cold operating table. the weight of his build pressed against your back, entrapping you between him and the freezing material. “doc..?! what are you..?!” you yelped in shock, only for your words to be drowned out by whimpers as he rubbed and pinched you now sensitive nips.

ludwig wasn’t the most gentle man, calloused fingers pulling and rubbing away at your chest. no amount of squirming could free you from the man’s grip, and his growing bulge that pressed against your ass. you never imagined your doctor packing that much heat in his pants, enough to pry at your clothed cunt. “haah..you have no clue how long i’ve been waiting for this, dove.”

his tone traced with carnal desire was drowned out by yet another ripping sound, this time, your baggy pants became pieces of fabric littering ludwig’s floor. “much better.” he shakily groans. “this won’t hurt, schatz..let me take good care of you.” you could hear the sound of him fumbling with his belt buckle with a crudely loud zip of his slacks, ending with a quiet slap of his cock against your weeping cunt. pre cum already leaked out of his sensitive tip, making you wonder how long his dick was standing up like this since you stepped into the clinic.

the medic didn’t wait another second, pushing his length in you without much of a warning. fuck! he was too big! your head went blank at the burning stretch of his cock, and how he’s already reached your cervix.

“d-doctorrr..guh! too muuch!—“

“quit being so stubborn. you’re taking me so fucking well like a good paitient should.” he chuckled, dragging his dick against your ruined pussy. slow agonizing strokes met with sharp thrusts pushed your body damn near across the table, the thing itself having to be held still by ludwig before it could roll away. it was too much, felt too good to be true. you wondered if he’s ever fucked somebody this hard before.

“ah! d-doc! ack!—“ his pace forbade you from saying another word, cut off again and again by a yelp punched out of your chest. eyes rolled to the back of your head until ludwig could only see your whites from above, such a sight that pushed him closer to his orgasm. you were too cute to not fuck the second you were vulnerable in his hands, no wonder why his medical license was terminated so long ago. atleast he can bang pretty patients like you, and pretty you really were as his dick poked through your belly.

“oh..? are you too small for me?” he asked with faux sympathy in his question. you could only nod, your head too foggy to muster up a real answer, not that it mattered much anyways. through tears, you watched a sick grin spread across his face. “ahh..you’re so precious, lovely.” he sighed, squeezing your cheeks together until your lips pouted. ludwig is a cruel man, getting off on your humiliation and his own curiosity of your body driving him madder than a man on viagra. no way he was stopping, nor was he pulling out.

he couldn’t miss this opportunity, not when he was so close and so deep in you. seeing you pregnant, swollen and round, especially a male? how could he not? a train of thought that forced his hips squished against your bruised ass, pressing himself deeper and deeper until..

“ludwig—! wait! doctor ludwig ah!” you couldn’t mutter another syllable as his hot seed filled your womb to the brim until your cunt leaked gobs of cum down his shaft and onto the floor. he barley paid attention to the mess being made below him, not when he was in awe at your fucked out state and full belly. without even knowing, you’d become his next target of his terminal curiosity.

“excellent job, boy. i’m gonna love having you for the next couple months..hm?”

[scouts-real-husband]

hello is this mcdonalds?

great! can i order sick headcannons with the mercs (reader is the sick one. idk how else to clarify that)

okay coolio bye then

-apple anon ✌️

haha imagine being sick. enjoy covid, apple :)

(disclaimer, i'm not mean to anyone else. I just know apple IRL.)

When you're sick - headcanons

All the mercs (+ Ms. Pauling) x G/N reader

(I added Pilot because pretending my OC is a canon character is fun.)

Fluff

Scout:

Ok, let's be honest, you aren't getting a lot in terms of anything genuinely helpful to your health.

He'll sit at the edge of your bed and keep you company, rattling off about his day or the current happening around the base.

He lived with seven older brothers, thus naturally developed a pretty good immune system. He'll snuggle with and kiss you all over. He'll get under the covers, too. He's taking a nap there. You don't get to kick him out. Here's there forever now.

Will get you a juice or something, but don't expect him to get you anything you'd need to cook.

Soldier:

Sick?? You shouldn't be sick!! It's those damn communists contaminating the water supply, he swears by it.

Nonetheless, he will be sure to stay by your side and give you an honorable burial if you were to perish. Not that you will! You're a strong american man (regardless of your nationality. or gender. just go with it, it'll make him happy.), and he knows you'll pull through.

Stands at the foot of your bed doing surveillance. You're at your most vulnerable, so he has to keep watch!!

He cannot cook. Good lord he cannot cook. He'll try though for you, but you better expect it to taste or look horrible.

Pyro:

Will prance to your room, move all of their stuff in there, and have sleepovers with you until you're better.

They'll color with you, bring you snacks and treats, and spend a lot of time with you in general.

They don't really get sick themself, partially due to wearing the mask all the time, so they don't know exactly how to take care of you on the practical side of things, but they'll grab you anything you want if you ask them!!

Demoman:

He knows a lot about being sick. Mainly due to hangovers, but he's pretty experienced in terms of getting sick, so he knows what to do in a lot of cases.

He's making you a hot toddy if your throat is sore. (He's making one for himself too.)

Will offer a bunch of weird remedies that he swears by, which only a handful usually work. His eagerness to help you out usually wins over you though, so you end up trying them.

Heavy:

I think he would be one of the best to care for you. He took care of his family when he lived with them (and still visits!), so he'd for sure know exactly what to do for you.

Makes a mean soup. It's his mother's recipe, so you better compliment it.

Can and will pick you up and carry you to other rooms if you want a change of scenery. He doesn't much care about getting sick himself, and he can usually power through it if it spreads to him, so don't worry about giving him your germs. Just don't kiss him or anything, he's not that interested in getting sick.

Will take you to Medic if he thinks it's getting bad.

Engineer:

Okay, this might be a controversial take, but I think he'd be absolute dogwater at taking care of you.

MAN CAN'T EVEN GET UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER FOR HIMSELF IF HE'S WORKING, AND YOU EXPECT HIM TO TAKE CARE OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER PERSON???

Okay, he'll try.

He'll talk to Medic to see what can be done for you, might move some of the stuff he's tinkering on so you can spend time with him if you want, He might make you a snack if he has the time, but probably not much more than that.

He genuinely cares about you, but he doesn't exactly have the resources or time to be with you the whole duration of your sickness.

Medic:

Sick? Under his watch? Impossible. The second you start showing symptoms of anything, no matter how small, he is testing you for everything under the sun.

Be prepared to spend ninety percent of your time in the medbay, because he's running tests on you like there's no tomorrow.

Will give you so many pills or random liquids to down, and not tell you what a single one does.

He's definitely giving you a remedy of his own invention that may or may not be banned in multiple US states.

Sniper:

Now this is a man who can take care of you when you're sick.

He has a lot of knowledge on how to help, because his mother would always talk about what she was doing or making to help him feel better whenever he was sick growing up.

He knows (and can probably cook) whatever meals will help get your energy back, he knows what medicine to get from Medic, and he'll do his best to make you all comfy cozy.

He'll probably call his parents if he doesn't know what to do in a specific case, as he doesn't really want you spending too much time in the medbay. It's just overly sterile and serious in there, and he knows that a comforting atmosphere can be better for trying to recover from being sick.

Spy:

He will reluctantly bring you a few things, but do not expect him to spend time with you.

He is wearing a facemask when entering your room, giving a brief greeting while bringing you food or something, and leaving. If you ask him to stay, he will not.

I feel like he would have mildly germaphobic tendencies, just based on how clean he tries to keep on a regular basis.

The only reason he even bothers to bring you anything is because he thinks you're the least annoying and wouldn't survive being around everyone else if you died.

A little melodramatic, but he's got the spirit.

Ms. Pauling:

Let's be honest, she wouldn't have the time to take care of you.

She'll make an effort to tell the others to make sure you're doing okay and are fed and given proper care, but she probably won't be able to do anything past that.

WE STILL LOVE HER THOUGH.

Pilot:

Pilot is a little bit of a mess, but will try his best.

He usually makes food for everyone when nobody wants prepackaged meals, so he's got quite a bit of soup-making experience.

Is the comforting king. Will let you lay your head in his lap and sleep while he reads or writes. Will gently play with your hair if you want him to.

He'll get you a ginger ale and swear that it helps. It tastes good, but it's unclear if it actually helps with nausea or a sore throat.

Let him kiss you. He will get so sick, but he wants to kiss you so bad. He doesn't care that he's getting your germs, he just wants to comfort you.

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[scrunckled-idiot]

The mercs (in my opinion) at their hottest.

1/9: medic x viewer

the start of my delicious new art series of all 9 (plus a possible 10th) of our beloved mercenaries being smoking hot >:) or well- to me. Personally. Trust me. I have the capacity for this I pomise.

btw only starting this now at this point in time because I’ve successfully indoctrinated my bestfriends into tf2 so of course I have to be evil about it and torture them. It’s just the way it has to be.

We all love medics rack. His hogalanongas. His dobanahonkaros. His big gaboongabangaloos. His hangananganonolagangas. I love medics bewbs. So here’s him with his breasticles. I think he uses his shoulder boulders to his advantage to get what he wants sometimes.

Before the paintover bevause I’m so awesome and cool ⬇️

[mrigaaaa]

S/O Who Flinches Often

Words: 455

Request: Omg hiiiiii!!! I’m in love with your blog at the moment and was wondering if I could send in a request for tf2? Where m!reader (is that how you do it?) just flinch’s a lot a lot, say when you start a conversation, when you touch their shoulder ect and it’s due to a bad experience with maybe a ex or their parents with different mercs (?) like for spy it’s ex and for sniper it’s parents? (If it’s okay to ask I was wondering if the characters could be medic, engi, spy and sniper? Of course if that’s too many then sorry) make sure to drink water enough and have a good day/evening/night byeeeeeeee!!!! Requested by: @vxnom100

This can be read as gender neutral as I couldn't really fit the male part into it, although Spy uses 'beautiful' once

This man was kinda baffled when you first flinched, he had just brushed his hand across your back while walking past, he watched and felt you flinch.

Tries to brush it off as “You have such sensitive reflexes! No wonder I never need to heal you.” Though this causes him to watch you even closer now.

Is so cautious when approaching you now, as if you’d go running off when you see him. It’s weird, but also somehow respectful? In his own way…

But eventually he’ll corner you in the infirmary, making sure you know that he knows, how much he has been watching you. And that you can come to him for almost anything, once again keeping a careful eye on you.

Look, he wasn’t the kind of man to go around startling people, he didn’t even like it. So when you flinched as he lightly tapped your shoulder, he froze.

Apologizes to you every time it happens, making sure you realise it wasn’t on purpose. “Sorry there darl.” “Didn’t mean to scare ya’ there.”

He is a smart man, we know this. So quickly he started changing his tactics when it came to approaching you. Calls your name, walks, talks and even puts things down louder than normal.

Soon enough it’s very clear when it’s him coming up behind you, he makes sure of it.

He only meant to get your attention for something, opting to reach out while saying your name. Almost offended when you jerked away, not that you would notice.

“Ah… I’m sorry, beau. J'aurais dû le voir...” Being in his job for as long as he has, he understands and expects people to flinch, but when you do? It silently breaks his heart, he never expected it from you.

Does his best to comfort and assure you, this comes in words and actions.

Being noticed isn’t his strong suit and he’d rather not, but for you he calls out your name, tapping the walls and doors.

He was never the touchy type of man, but the first time you flinched when he simply said your name, it was like a punch to the gut.

Anyone could notice the shift in his voice, suddenly becoming slightly softer but loud enough for you to hear him.

Really treats you like a skittish animal, no more sudden movements, no raised voices. If you ever apologise he tells you that it isn’t your fault, “It aint your fault love, you deserved much better.”

Never pushes you to talk or anything, but he always leaves the option open to you. Leaving cups of coffee or anything else you drink, a small nod of acknowledgment when you meet his eyes. Nothing that pushes your limits.