FMK: Theo Nott, Evan Rosier, Cass Warrington
You lot are OBSESSED with marriage, death, and sex. It's strange. You should see a therapist or something... BUT I'm a team player!
Fuck Theo Knott. You all are already fantasizing about it, so I guess this is the answer you want? If Theo would have me, of course. (Sorry, mate... People keep shipping us).
Who wouldn’t want to try to fuck Cassius. And obviously Evan because she’s stunning and a wonderful kisser. I don’t even think Theo goes that way in the slightest... but I would if the opportunity came up...
Marry Evan Rosier. She's a beautiful and bright woman. Anyone would be lucky to be standing at the alter next to her. I know her mother would very disappointed, but at least a little relieved it was someone decent she knew. Plus, knowing it's a bit of a let down in standards makes it a little hotter, right?
Kill Cass Warrington, but we all know it would be a failed attempted. I would try, but Cass would succeed in killing me. I'd become a legend and I'd hope that my hypothetical fuck-mate Theo and hypothetical wife Evan would build a statue in honor of my attempt at slaying the inked dragon from Azkaban himself, Cassius. (Again, sorry mate. It's what the people wanted!)
@coming-up-rosier
@notted-theodore
@the-cassius-warrington