#askagentzombie

[agentcoffeeseer]

geeeeee, thats weird, a weird thing that happened to me, is that, 4 moths ago I discovered that there´s tons of guns hidden in the building were I live, I discovered yesterday that there´s a rocket launcher under my bed.

That is surprising! If I were in your positions I'd start asking questions. For starters, did the rocket launcher just appear there one day or had it always been there?

[agentcoffeeseer]

Yup, and tell me what´s the weirdest thing you had ever seen?

The weirdest thing?

Now THAT'S a good question.

It's a toss-up between a magical demon cake and this art show I woke up to in the middle of the night.

[agentcoffeeseer]

How am I?, I´m fine, fine, and tell me how are you?

Well I'm now dating a retired radio host from Hoofington. To be honest, I don't know if I should call him my boyfriend, as both of us have reached the point where we really can't be called young.

Later today I plan on visiting my friend Lyra. I met her a few years ago after she got injured searching for a missing child She had a rough childhood, but I think she's a good pony.

....

Do you see this, Zach? So that's why we haven't heard from her.

Excuse, me, I believe Lyra may be trapped in another universe at this time, and her room-mate's niece might end up receiving your messages. I'm sure she'll be fine. From what I've seen of that particular universe, It's fairly safe, though time passes unusually.

[agentcoffeeseer]

Well, the thing that my boss has in his back is like a prothesis of a column and also works like a spinal cord.

Oh my, it's been so long since we last talked. How are you?

That's interesting to learn, I suppose.