As you know, or most of you...I'm trying for GayTravel.com's - Travel Guru. Thanks to you, I've made it to round two (of four)!!!
I compiled this list of reasons why I should make it to round 3 in hopes the judges for the competition randomly stumble across my blog.
Top 10 reasons I should be the next GayTravel.com Travel Guru:
10. People in other places need to see the diversity of lesbians and gay people in general to stop ignorance.
9. I need a stamp in my passport like Sandra Bullock needed in the 1995 romantic comedy, While You Were Sleeping.
8. Foreign girls are hot and I need to spread my American love to all of them.
7. In the devastating, tragedy that Romney is elected, I must scout for other countries to live in.
6. I thought Des Moines was the capitol of Arkansas, clearly I need to broaden my knowledge of geographic locations.
5. These boots were made for walking and that's just what I'll do.
4. It's very depressing to see people going on vacation while I am stuck working at the airport.
3. I can come over to your house and tell you're parents you're gay for you!
2. I'm the female equivalent of Chevy Chase and I need to go to Wally World and have a European Vacation.
And the number one reason......
1. I want to learn how to say "HEY LADIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" in every language.