#askalternativeralph

[ask-nicelander-gene]

((Do you know what happened to vanellope-von-awesome and ask-alternative-ralph?))

(( ask-alternative-ralph went on hiatus, but I think they're still around on their personal. Vanellope-von-awesome just plain left. :( ))

[ask-heroes-cuties]

I am sick and sleepy and you all made me feel like a million bucks tonight ;u; thank you<3

Also, honorable mention to ivanellopevonschweetz for being the first to bring up Gucci Gene after last night.

Guten Nacht, my lovelies!))

[vanellope-von-awesome-blog]

"UNF!!!"

"Raaaaaalph... All right, fine."

If you snuck in my room I would:

[X] Go back to sleep

[] Kick you out

[X] Cuddle with you

[X] Be like wtf?

[X] Let you sleepover

[] Beat your ass

[] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

[X] Kiss you back ("Cheek only, mister!")

[] Smile & laugh

[X] Be shocked

[] Slap you

You are:

[] Cute

[X] Adorable

[X] Pretty ("Hahaha!")

[] Beautiful

[X] Okay

[] Sexy

[] Hotass Motherfucker

[] Ew

[X] Handsome ("I guess... Whatever!")

I Would:

[X] Smash ("Smash, like when I beat you at a game, right? Yeah, that one.")

[] Pass

[ask-cybug-ralph]

"Not really." Ralph shrugged, "What happened?"

"I saw everyone as mutilated, rotting zombies. Thankfully I can't vomit, though I'm sure the ability to would've been nice at times."

[ask-cybug-ralph]

"Hey there, other me! How are you doing?" Ralph chirped, waving a hand, "Sorry about snapping the other day, may I add..."

Ralph shrugged. "Eh, I screwed up big-time, you had every right to be mad." His eyes briefly stung as the virus wore off, but now he didn't see dead people anymore! "Oh sweet relief!" He rubbed his left eye with one knuckle. "You ever get one a virus or spell that kept you up at night? I just finished one of those."

[vanellope-von-awesome-blog]

@ask-alternative-ralph

ooc;

I DID add you! I don't know why it isn't showing up, though. You're supposed to be at the top.

FIXED IT!

[vanellope-von-awesome-blog]

((Uhh story thingie? I dunno, here I go <:D : Alt. Ralph (ooh surprise~), Surprise! BLANKET. MONSTER.))

The room was dark...

Vanellope was crouched behind one side of the bed, sweat beading on her brow. Her arms felt heavy and shook noticeably, but she knew what she had to do. On the other side was her foe; it snuffled and grunted, shuffling about the sugar floor.

The Blanket Monster was so near. It's rancid smell was almost unbearable. Vanellope put her sleeve over her nose and mouth, a bitter taste touching her tongue.

Around the corner it shuffled, its smell growing stronger. The young president's hand gripped a long, sharp peppermint sword that she had crafted herself. It was crude, but it would do the job.

"I know you're there..." Came a smooth, deep voice from the end of the bed. Hearing the voice slide towards her mockingly made her shudder. Her body was a mess of blue 1's and 0's, fear making it hard for her to pull herself together.

"I can hear you shaking, little girl. Come out where I can see you, or I'll find you myself!" It snapped. Vanellope gulped, sweaty palms making it hard for her to get a good grip. Then, she saw it. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the end of shaggy, raggedy bed covers. They were tattered and stained, the smell of rotten flesh and saliva making her gag.

Slowly, around the next corner came a face - well, what was left of a face. A human skull came face-to-face with her, the dark pits where its eyes once were drawing a scream straight from her lips. Whatever skin was left on the face twitched, forming a cruel smile.

"You're mine now!" It hissed and leap at her. Vanellope screamed again and skittered underneath it, its large claws nearly catching her my the hood of her sweater.

"Never!" Turning on one foot, she grabbed her peppermint sword with both hands and swung around slowly, almost dramatically. The horrible smell and terrible creature suddenly vanished, replaced with her blanketed best friend.

Vanellope whacked Ralph on the bottom with a short, gummy sword and laughed.

"Be gone, foul beast! You are not welcome here!" She shouted regally.

Ralph, on his hands and knees, turned his head and lifted the blanket a little to reveal his face. "Aww, come on... Vanellope." He groaned.

"Raaaaalph! We're still playing! I wasn't calling you a foul beast." Vanellope sighed, her arms falling to her side. The big man covered his face again and turned to face her.

"Oh, okay. Anyway- RAAAAAWR! I'm going to eat you!" He growled and thrashed his arms about, trying to grab her. Instead, he grabbed her gummy sword and - before she could demand it back - he popped it into his mouth. The Blanket Monster chewed, enjoying the candy for a moment.

"You... You ATE my sword!" Vanellope pouted. The look lasted for a moment before she gave out a small roar and jumped at the man's head. Ralph, surprised, reeled back.

"Oh no! I don't want to be defeated again!" He said with false fear. Vanellope started to pound on his chest with her fists.

"You ate my sword! Stupid blanket monster!"

"Careful, or you're next." Ralph threatened. Vanellope stopped and sat on his chest with a glare.

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah."

"OH YEAH?!"

"YEAH!"

"Try me, Blanket Monster!" Vanellope mocked. Ralph sat there on his back for a moment, then shrugged. In a single motion, he scooped her up and put her under blanket where his stomach wads.

"Nom nom nom! The hero is in mah belly!" He said, patted the top of Vanellope's head over the blanket.

"Awwwwh, man! And no sword. Gumdrops..."

"Hey, watch your language." Ralph scolded, peeking at her under the blanket. Vanellope sat there, arms crossed and another stubborn pout on her face.

"I worked hard on that sword." She grumbled. Ralph rolled his eyes and threw the blanket off, helping her onto the floor before he stood.

"All right, all right. Don't throw a fit, kid. We'll get a new one." He said. Vanellope grinned up at him.

"Really?"

"Really." He smiled down at her, offering his hand. Vanellope grabbed his pinky and dragged him out of the castle to find their stash of gummies.

[vanellope-von-awesome-blog]

((Same here! I can beraly RP as two or more characthers, let alone RP in a group! I just feel like I may accidentally reply at the wrong time and get my butt flamed for it >n<))

ooc;

YES! Or you try to help the plot along and people get confused. I do that already with one on one RPs. I can sometimes RP are more than one person in a one on one if it's needed. But group RPs make me nervous. X__X Don't wanna screw up.