#askarkhamasylum

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To all immates, are you talking another language?

Arkham: Word salad is not an uncommon symptom of several mental diseases but none of our patients are currently displaying them.

Riddler: They might be referring to that thing Mad Hatter does when he talks.He can be so hard to understand. Not that he makes much sense anyway.

Mad HAtter: hOw rUdE! 

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What was high school like for you all?

Joker: The usual. Love triangles, complex dilemmas, giant robots, you know. Or maybe that was a japanese anime I saw on TV yesterday…

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riddler, what do you think about sweater vests

:Riddler: They can be nice when it’s cold, I suppose. 

Joker: Your fashion sense is an inspiration to us all, Eddie.

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Crane, do you think you'd still be a villain if your parents raised you instead of your grandmother, and Croc did you ever wonder as a child about your mother or father?

Scarecrow: I’ve always believed in nature more than nurture, so I would like to think that the godlike genius who stands before you would be unchanged by a different upbringing.

Killer Croc: I always wondered what my parents would taste like. 

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Ivy, I have such a girl crush on you that I'd probably do *anything* you want.

Poison Ivy: That's lovely, but I can already get anyone to do anything I want. It's part of the whole mind control thing. Still, your enthusiasm is appreciated, minion.

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Does the Penguin have an account here?

Arkham: I assume you’re referring to famed restaurant owner Oswald Cobblepot. Despite his alleged criminal activities, he has never been found legally insane, and therefore has never visited this institution.

 Joker: Kissing up to him won’t get you a reservation at his nightclub anytime soon. 

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What's your opinion on the idea of a candy themed villain?

Great White Shark: I’ve seen worse themes. I’m looking at you, Calendar Man.

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Dear inmates, how is the weather of Gotham these days?

Joker: Same as always! Dark with red skies, even during the day.