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Bruce Wayne is not to be harmed in Gotham. It's not pretty privilege, the guy tries to be better than the other upper echelons, to help Gotham and to be honest, he seems a little too pure for this world. The rogues try to work around him because he always gets in the way.

Scarecrow: *enters a gala*

Bruce: Dr Crane, I didn't know you were coming to this 😊.

Scarecrow: Bruce, is that Selina Kyle over there? Is she your date?

Bruce:

Scarecrow: Bruce, we spoke about this. You need to work on yourself before committing to any sort of relationship. If I don't get thrown into Arkham, I'm free next Tuesday at 11. I'll have Bernice call you.

Bruce: Thanks, doc ☺️

Poison Ivy: I'm going to engulf this city in the green, Mother Earth will have her fill today.

Bruce: *waving at Ivy from the window of his office at Wayne Enterprises, grinning and pointing to his recyclable hemp tote*

Poison Ivy: Wayne Enterprises will be spared because of its conservation work.

Penguin: *sat in the club with Bruce Waynes' head on his lap after passing out at the Iceberg Lounge*

Bruce: Hi, Mr Freeze?

Mr Freeze: Uh, yeah

Bruce: I know you got something going on here and I love that for you but could I, like, bring the kids down? My youngest has never been skating before.

Mr Freeze:

Mr Freeze: My Nora loves to skate. You know what, if Batman doesn't show up, knock yourself out.

Joker: *striding down the street about to cause shennigans*

Bruce: *just walking past him while everybody is running and screaming*

Joker, who knows full fucking well that he's Batman but he respects Bruce's effort for the bit: *tips imaginary hat*

Bruce, wandering into a hostage situation in the court house: I'm here to pay bail for one of my kids, does anyone know which desk I should go to?

Two Face: Desk Seven, Bruce. It's always Desk 7. We go through this very goddamn time.

Bruce: Are you mad at me, Harvey 🥺? Did I interrupt something?

Two Face, holding gun to a judge's head: No, Bruce. Not at all. Just been a rough day. Why don't you just run along? Give the kids my love, yes? Let him through, boys.

Bruce: 😊