#askballs

[shinyjolteon]

fishmode? you going fishmode?

you couldnt fucking stop me from going fishmode if you tried

[shinyjolteon]

Giver u a banana

hanabi launches and catches the banan

[shinyjolteon]

is pokemon real life?

pokemon is Always real. for the last 6 months i have been sleeping on benches in paris france to find a god damned autumn colored chikorita. on this one bench in the dead center of the city where the eiffel tower is, ive found 10 roserade, 13 pidgey, 4 gardevoir, 2 bulbasaur, and a budew with alternate coat colors. i have a chikorita and a bayleef this color (i even found an alpha shiny!) but i need a meganium. if im to be the best pokemon breeder, i require ALL the rarest ones i possibly can!

[shinyjolteon]

you’re such a Cool person I wish I could put you in a little vial and shake you around a bunch.

who ordered the hanabi

[shinyjolteon]

why are you, as a man, wearing nail polish, more than your wife? 🤨🧐

its really really hard actually. because im a man it just sloughs off of my nails with the slightest touch. i have to reapply it every morning. i finally know what #women feel like when they do their hair and makeup every morning. i know what #oppression is like now. thanks for keeping me in check and reminding me of my malepolish privilege

[shinyjolteon]

What if you could be an alligator gar for 1 month (no one would be WORRIED about you, they’d love and miss you but would know you’re off being an alligator gar and also you can let people know beforehand and all your responsibilities would be halted and everything would be ok). You would have to be one for a full month (31 days). You would be sentient and conscious. You wouldn’t die. Also there isn’t a reward for doing this. Would you do it

oh my god fuck yes?? this sounds like a dream scenario

[shinyjolteon]

Can you take it down like eighty notches about the fictional rabbit?

you saw me make a vent writing piece on my personal sideblog that has 4 followers and instead of scrolling past the singular time i have ever gotten openly passionate about it you decided i need to cater to you by boxing up my thoughts and excitement

[shinyjolteon]

How many apples could you eat in a day, assuming:

- you can eat other things if you want

- they cant be blended but they can be sliced. They cant be an ingredient or something but you can dip them in whatever

- they’re whatever apples you prefer and you can change what kind of apples they are HOWEVER they can’t be smaller than a baseball

- you start off the day hungry and specifically craving apples

- the clock to eat the apples starts at 6am and ends at 6am the next day

the most ive eaten in 1 sitting is i think 5 or 6 so if we go off that and i eat em about every 3 hours i think i can accomplish 50 apples in a day. especially if theyre the ones i grow or fresh from a market stall