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“All I remember is falling, and being wet.”

Hey bREATHERS! Bj here, with lydia translating because I can’t actually write, or spell, or read. But, hey! Ask me anything flesh bags!

ask-beetlejuice replied to your link: Let me Tell You About Amyface

((LET ME LOVE YOU *CHASES YOU WHILST DRESSED AS BEEJ*))

ooc: NO CHASING

MY PIIIIZZZAAAAAA

[23:22:57] Betelgeuse: I LITERALLY GET PREGNANT FROM LOOKING AT YOU EVERY DAY

[23:23:13] Betelgeuse: MEGAN DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE

beetlejuiceinshiningimpala I ship dat shit

outoffucks: Well… We’re as good as married. Why the hell not.

There’s only room in her life for one alcohol dependant serial killer

ask-beetlejuice aka Amyface

ask-beetlejuice replied your post So today in town I punched a pigeon

((Its busy telling all the seagulls and they are GOING TO FIND YOU))

ooc: OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T!

THE SEAGULLS ARE BIGGER THAN ME!

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