#askblaise

[letsgetblaised]

what's your best pick up line?

“Okay, so it’s a two part kind of thing.  You gotta get the girl’s attention and beckon her to come over to you like this...”

“So when she comes over, you look her dead in the eye and just say...

If I could get you to come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with two.”

[letsgetblaised]

what's your ideal partner like?

“In bed?  Sofia Vergara fo sho. 

In life?  Not looking for anyone to fill that role.”

[letsgetblaised]

You and Beth? What's good there?

“We do each other’s hair, she’s excellent!”

[letsgetblaised]

Ask me shit.

Blaise

Parker

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FMK: Avery, Mariposa, Alison

“F Avery, F Alison, F Mariposa”

@averychopraismss

@alison-haynes

@mariposa-v-lopez

[letsgetblaised]

What is the cheesiest nickname you'd accept from a significant other?

“Depends how significant they actually are to me.  I’d give examples but I don’t want to give anybody any ideas.”

[letsgetblaised]

Hey it’s ya boi A, answer this question or you will die a painful death. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

“Not only am I pretty, I’m Ivy League educated too.  Nice one though!”

[letsgetblaised]

whats a guilty pleasure of yours?

“Scooby Snacks… you know, the Scooby Doo Fruit Snacks?  Buy that shit in bulk.”