#askblog

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Grace buddy you dang messed up

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!????

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

SILLY ALIEN, SILLY ALIEN!!!!

HIIIII, SILLY ALIEN!!!!!

<Rocky not silly. Rocky serious business only.>

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

/I have no understanding/

/Rocky show 'gambling' 'money'/

/'gambling' 'money' no clear analog in Portiid society/

/share 'gambling' 'money' to Portia/

/Portia form Understanding/

/share Understanding with Portiids/

-🕷️

<Yes yes yes. Rocky show! Portia come to portable Earth thinking machine screen and watch. Rocky Portia play Poker with Grace money.>

<Bet all money. Go all in. Rocky no understand rules, just press buttons until number go up. Works every time.>

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

rocky do u know what a chiropractor is would you ever go see one of do you think itd kill you

<Yes have something similar on Erid. No spine but can crack limbs in place. Too expensive, Rocky instead throw self off jagged cliff and let gravity do realignment.>

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

sup rocky! so uh… how u handling the whole normal grace situation at the moment?? when his little insanity problems return are u guys gonna be good??

<Rocky barely notice difference because Grace still bitch, statement.>

<Expect become insane again soon. Grace can only take so much Tumblr user [bullshit] until snap.>

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

I think its been over 24 hours.

:)

Time dilation :(

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Grace, do you regret stealing (and drinking) Rocky's bottle of Malört?

That might be the only thing I don't regret. Rocky is... weird. Weirder than I remember. More violent and kind of scary. Yesterday he taped razor blades to the bottoms of the cabinet handles because "that's the silly game Grace Rocky play all the time!" If this is how he is sober, I'm scared to see how he's like when he's drunk.