#askclayface

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Greetings, Mr. Hagen! My name is Cameron van Cleer of the Gotham Millionare Club and I have recently gained temporary ownership of the Iceberg Lounge. Knowing how good of a performer you are, I was wondering if I could interest you in portraying some sort of gig at the Lounge. -enterthecocoon

Sounds intriguing, it’s been some time since I last had an audience ta preform for.

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Happy 4th

And thanks to all my little mineral fans out there following.

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Mr. Hagen, you have inspired just as many children as those before you if not more, so even if those days are behind ya, you'll still be their shining star.

Thank you my little mineral fan, that does bring about a brightness ta my day.

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Did you ever have any pets?

Oh yes, ever since I became this mockery of a person, animals just flock ta me.

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Mr. Hagen! I just wanted to say that you are one of my favourite actors! You really made each role come alive! Your movies brought a lot of joy to the kids in Arkham Jr! -ask-a-chameleon

Thanks kid, glad to hear that my movies are still makin’ an impact somewhere.

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Hey squishy! Do you like to read?

Don’t you ever call me ‘squishy’. I may be stuck in hiding, but I’ll come out just ta track you down if you keep that up.

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Mr. Clayface, have you thought about calling you fans anything special? Like how Hatter calls his fans his “Hatlings”?

I’ve seen ta other villains givin’ their followers names an’ after thinkin’ it over I’ve decided all of you’ll be my minerals.

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Voice acting mostly involves changing just your voice. Would that be less taxing on you??

Yeah I could change my voice, but ain’t none a those companies gona hire me once they go lookin’ in my past an’ find out how monstrous I look.