#askcwf

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For Splodyhead and Slushy: If you two are actually dating, then can you two kiss? ÒwÓ

"😘" - 🔥🦞

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣- 🍧❄️

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I have three questions, one for Dupe, one for Splodyhead, and one for anyone.

For Dupe: Do you remember Hammerface, Heat, Plasmoid and Thresher? You know, the experiments Gantu had you clone. How are they doing and do you get along with them?

For Splodyhead: You may seem terrifying to everyone else, but I find you adorable! How would you react if I were to pet you?

For Anyone: I just realised something. Splodyhead hates water, right? If that's the case, does he even bathe at all?

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Uhhhhh....looks like Dupe sorta froze up! Something tells me he might be a little spooked by those 4? - 🐭💬

2

Hrhmphrmphrmph... - 🔥🦞

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(FEH! I'd be surprised if it didn't take its business over in the nearest volcano. Why are you asking moi?!)* - 🍟

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I do have a question for Squeak. What was decided to be *your* One True Place?

That's a pretty good question, Ani! I've been focused on this whole Cooking Show Host thing, but I forgot whether or not I even had something else to do before then! Maybe something like welding...building cars...textiles...beet farming...oil rigs...yknow! Something that suits my speed that supports my particular skillset! Something that makes me valuable and wanted, which is something I'm not! And that's not an insult to myself, nonono just ask anyone else and they'll say the exact same thing about m- - 🐭💬

Aye Squeaky, ain't you said you had sum sort of "Podcast" thingama-gig goin on? Whats up with that, eh? - 🎀💸 Oh yeeeeeeeeah~ I forgot about that entirely! - 🐭💬

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This one's for Frenchfry!

I saw the question with the food atrocities and before I tell you this, I have no death wishes, I'm just curious how you'd react to these, but... I found more!

And I just want you to know that I'm sorry for showing you this in advance.

Qu'est-ce qui putain ne va pas toi ???? - 🍟

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You know, I've been wondering... If Dupe is afraid of Hammerface, Heat, Plasmoid and Thresher, then how do the other cast members feel about them?

Oh, and before I forget! (puts on the glove from a suit of armour and pets Splodyhead) I regret nothing!

(All of you.. so interested in my thoughts on my kin. I do not care nor know for most of these names.)* - 🍟 Aw really? I figured you'd at least be a bit familiar with Hammerface? Does 033 ring a bell? He came a couple of us before you! And some time after Slick as well! In my opinion, the whole posse he started up after the little "incident" sure means business! What kind of business? I have no clue! Something scary! Cause they just look kind of scary, I dunno, everyone in there looks like they'd kick my behind if I looked at them wrong! Or singe it! or- - 🐭💬 (The flat-faced one is brash and troublesome. Poking its nose--or lack theresof--in others' business and acting as if it's fit to be a leader. Ha! It's very existence lacks imagination. The rest are irrelevant.)* - 🍟 Ol Hammy? He dresses real funny these days! His whole lil clique all got a lil delinquent thing goin! Not verycommercial-friendlyy! Their teamwork eye-catchin tho (To uh..say th' least!)... sumn tells me they're as thick as theives! - 🎀💸

ピコピカピカリン-? RAAAUGH...MOUTHFULL! I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED TO SAY THE FULL THING, BUT HE GETS ON MY NERVES! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BUTTERFLY STUFF? HOW DOES THAT MOTIF EVEN MAKE SENSE? HES NOT A TOTTALLY LAME GUY, HE LIKES COOL-ISH STUFF BUT I DON'T GET HIM. PISSES ME OFF. あの野郎…一瞬でぶっ飛ばしてやる。- 🍣🦈

💡🔥⁉️KAHAHAHAAHAHA! -🤏🤏🤏HAHA! 🍧❄️ 🔫🦂.⁉️...👍🥊💥💪...🦂🤜🤛🦞🔂😈- 🔥🦞

[cookingwithfrenchfry]

For All: Are you aware that people are shipping you with other experiments romantically? Like, for example, there are people who are shipping Splodyhead with Slushy, myself included, I think they look cute together and there's that whole philosophy about how opposites attract, so yeah. So, anyway, what's your opinion on your ships?

Romantically? Eh? Wuzz a shippin? Fill me in Squeaky! - 🎀💸 In simple terms. Its a "fandom" term for pairing two characters together, as said above, "romantically". Its a very common practice and very developed subculture that you can find within all fans of a book, show, movie, series, and more! But heres the kicker... I thought Splody and Slushy were already together? Is it really a ship if its true? - 🐭💬 HAHAHAHAHA! - 🍧❄️ (I'm aware. It doesn't concern me.)* - 🍟 WAiT AM I BEING SHIPPED WITH ANYONE q(⊙_⊙)?! WHAT?! TELL ME!! I BETTER BE SOMEONE COOL. PREFERIBLY... KEKEKE... o(*￣▽￣*)ブ - 🍣🦈

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For the whole cast: What's your opinion on Heckler?

...qui? - 🍟

Oh I work with that feller! Hes a real doozy but havin tuff skin is jus' enuff t' handle em! If ya have an issue wit em, brind it to da dunk tank! That'll blow off sum steam I say! - 🎀💸 I remember him! Hes uh- really rude! I'm not really afraid to admit that in this case cause hes sortaaaa proud of it...so would that be a compliment? Huh! But to be honest, I don't find myself getting really mad at him... - 🐭💬 Cause you be talkin over th' feller all da time! - 🎀💸 ランドスライサー ! 彼はたわごとしながら死ぬべきだと思う- 🍣🦈

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Do any of you remember Chopsuey/Experiment 621? What ever happened to him? How did he treat you guys?

OMS??? (KYAHA!? It's named after American-Chinese Cuisine???? I don't even have to TRY this time!)* - 🍟

Chop...suey......huh? I think I've seen that name in the computer before...can't say I remember that guy too well unfortunately. Oh no! Am I a fraudulent commentator? - 🐭💬

(My laughter is going to slaughter me and leave my hide to dry! Is this another Chef?)*, S'il te plaît dis-moi, oh mon Dieu! 😂😂😂 - 🍟