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I think you are:

[x] Cute.[] Ugly.[] Freaky.[] Sexy.[] Beautiful.[] asdfghjkl can i have you?

If you flirted with me I would:

[x] Flirt along.[] Attack you.[] Ew, no.[] Be flattered.[] Awkward.

If we were alone I would:

[x] Act normal.[] Exchange secrets with you.[] Kiss you.[] hurhurr***[] Make you a meal.[] Ask you out.[] Kick you out.

If you called me in the middle of the night, crying, I would:

[x] Comfort you through the phone.[] Deal with your own shit, idk.[] Be at your house in 0.43542 seconds.[] Invite you over.[] Hang up.

I…:

[] Hate you.[] Have a problem with you.[] Have a crush on you.[x] Fancy you.[] Love you.[] Wanna fuck you.[] Think we should get to know each other.

Or you could be given two. Or well, whatever you want.

[thinks about it] Fine.

Uh huh, in return you can have a burger or my soul, or a burger. Burgers are good, 'especially when alcohol.

I could alway go out and buy a burger.

My forehead is what's bruised, you needa kiss it better.

I need to?

Crowley, my wonderful wonderful bruise healer, fancy healing some bruises? Theres alcohol and burgers in it for you.

Where'd you get the bruises this time?

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