" Oh are you a new David? That's rough! Well welcome to the suck.." Dwight half smiles. "Here I saved this for rainy day." He gives him an anniversary flashlight with two batteries in it. @askgogglesdwight
" 'New David...' Right.. Yeah.. Fuckin' weird. Still don't get that.
...You sorta look like a Daniel or whatever the fuck the other 'me' called you bunch with the.. look..." He huffs.
"Not sure I like 'ow damn 'appy you seem 'bout all this.. I'll just keep thinkin' I'm 'avin' a crazy trip right now and I'm imaginin' it."
"SONOFABITCH THAT'S BRIGHT-!!!"









