#askgotham

[jervisfuckingtetch]

Hm.. Pengy, what’s your favorite color besides purple? No, black and white don‘t count seeing as black is a shade and white is a tint.

G r e e n

[jervisfuckingtetch]

Riddle Me This, Penguin

"I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a single glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What Am I?"

-Yours truly, E.Nygma

He be in love

[jervisfuckingtetch]

riddle me this, Eddie! A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. How can this be?

You made Eddie very happy! You’re now taken off the kill list and moved straight towards the friends list!