#askhavocandmayhem

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H: Well I’d say we flattened the curve all right, unless wobbles count as curves?

M: Let’s say they do and keep pounding.

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What do you two think of being flat?

H: That’s an interesting question...it’s something we do a lot but I never think about it.M: It might interest you non-toons to know there’s several types of flattening actually.

HnM: OUCH!

H: Eeuuggh...see I’m just regular flat...M: And I’m doing a profile flat.H: And these aren’t so bad actually, but there’s another type that’s-

HnM: YIPE!

H: ...yeah this...can’t move much like this.M: You can move like this...as long as it’s up and down.

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Do you two have a favorite sport?

H: Actually we do!

M:It’s called Pesterguest! Wanna see how it works?

*PEW!*

***KER-PLOOOOOOOONG!***

H: Funny thing about Pesterguest…

M: It usually ends with a game of frisbee!

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So many cobwebs, man.

H: We apologize for our absence…

M: As you can see, we’re about to clean house!

H: Hit it, sis!

H: WAH! DOWN BOY!

M: JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIING!

Vacuum: *BURP!*

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Happy April First

H: Right back atcha!

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how it will be a wrestling match between havoc and mayhem?

Havoc: You ready sis? This is for all the marbles!

Mayhem: Shut up if you can’t put up!

HnM: THUMB WRESTLE!!!

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Havoc and Mayhem give Gigi the Mail-Coqui a proper Cartoonival welcome. She is less than enthused.

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Pip: *sees Starla* Ciao, amore mio~! Has anyone ever told you that you are as graceful in the air as a swan~? You are truly beautiful, and I believe a beautiful lady such as yourself deserves these~ *offers her 'flowers'*

Starla: Well aren’t you sweet! I just love meeting with my fans-

*WHUMPF!*

Pip: Ah! You are a musician as well! I love a woman of many talents~