Taking a shower is always an adventure in this flat. First, I had to clean an experiment out of the shower, which probably consisted of the remainder of my shampoo and body wash, so I had to use Sherlock's. Then, only the hottest setting on the shower would work, as the handle for the cold water is "somewhere that you don't need to know about". But then to top it all off, all of the laundry I just finished, is mysteriously missing and I couldn't find a single damn jumper in this entire place.
I smell like a man.








