#askjosuke

[ask--josuke]

why r you hot

I'm not! It's mid December!

Where would you even get that idea from??

Heres my first attempt at an illustration:]

Happy holidays!!

From Josuke

[ask--josuke]

should I accept okuyasu's offer to go to a gay bar?

yes ofcourse you should!

i'm homophobic

Voting ended onJun 10, 2023

This happened this morning and I thought I'd share it with you guys (I'm pretty sure Okuyasu doesn't know about this account so please don't tell him about it!) Please help me out here >_<.

This footage is from my homes security footage (ignore the zoom ins and the music and the text, they're all super special security features implemented to celebrate pride month.)

Happy pride month everyone

From,

Josuke Higashikata

Ps.

Song - Gay Bar by Electric Six

[ask--josuke]

hello josuke higashikata! you are my favorite boy in the world, ever, ever. have a great day!

I'm a little flustered to know that I'm your favorite boy...and in the whole world "ever ever"...that's a lot. I'm blushing a little.

I'll be sure to have a great day!

lots of love from Josuke Higashikata

[ask--josuke]

Yep! You are absolutely adorable, and I definitely mean it! You're a cutie!

I- I'm not really sure what to say to that.

If i'm being honest...I feel flattered-- but don't tell anybody okay?! Okuyasu wouldn't let me live it down if he knew that I'm considered.. a ..."cutie" by some...

....Thank you very much tired-writer-in-process -///-

[ask--josuke]

Wait, what happened with the whole getting sued by Rohan thing?

I had to shush up about it for ....erm...legal reasons. I'm kind of in a tough spot right now ... there's a lot I want to talk about but I've been advised not to by my mom and Koichi.

He's pretty serious about "exacting his revenge upon me" but is struggling to find a lawyer willing to go after me. I'm worried that I might end up needing a lawyer pretty soon.....

Any lawyer recommendations guys? I've been recommended a person named Mr. Phoniex Wright by my father but he sounds sketch as hell!! (I mean who the hell names their child that?!). (no offense to my dad but the guy's pretty senile these days and I'm not sure if I can take his word.)

From,

Josuke Higashikata!

[ask--josuke]

Hi Josuke!

Hi anon!!

[ask--josuke]

Yo Josuke! Why are you so adorable?

I mean, I wouldn't say I'm "adorable". I'm quite tough and muscular and stuff....

Do you guys really see me that way? Only my mom calls me adorable(oh and Okuyasu that one time-- but that doesn't count)

Love from

Josuke Higashikata :]

[ask--josuke]

josuke, tomorrow i’m getting a fat seal plushie. do you like plushies or are you not interested?

I haven't owned any plushies since I was a kid but Koichi collects them so I totally get why people are interested in them. He has a lot of one's related to animes, he's always a little embarassed to admit it but they help him sleep better. Yukako also buys him a TON of mushy valentines day ones (probably too many...)

Kishibe-sensei also has plushies, probably a bigger collection than Koichi but I'm a little irritated by his as he likes to flaunt "rare" ones (whatever that means...)

How fat is that seal plushie you're going to buy? What's it look like? I once saw a penguin plushie bigger than my whole body in Okinawa once! Is it like that? If so that's really cool!

To answer If I'm "interested in plushies" if I had more cash to splash I'd totally get one related to a video game I like!

Love from,

Josuke Higashikata