ASK (the real) JOSUKE :D

I tend to get a little distracted when ball shaped things are involved-- so I apologise in advance if my answers take a while

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why r you hot

I'm not! It's mid December!

Where would you even get that idea from??

Heres my first attempt at an illustration:]

Happy holidays!!

From Josuke

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I love trans people. They are so W.

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Yep! You are absolutely adorable, and I definitely mean it! You're a cutie!

I- I'm not really sure what to say to that.

If i'm being honest...I feel flattered-- but don't tell anybody okay?! Okuyasu wouldn't let me live it down if he knew that I'm considered.. a ..."cutie" by some...

....Thank you very much tired-writer-in-process -///-

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Wait, what happened with the whole getting sued by Rohan thing?

I had to shush up about it for ....erm...legal reasons. I'm kind of in a tough spot right now ... there's a lot I want to talk about but I've been advised not to by my mom and Koichi.

He's pretty serious about "exacting his revenge upon me" but is struggling to find a lawyer willing to go after me. I'm worried that I might end up needing a lawyer pretty soon.....

Any lawyer recommendations guys? I've been recommended a person named Mr. Phoniex Wright by my father but he sounds sketch as hell!! (I mean who the hell names their child that?!). (no offense to my dad but the guy's pretty senile these days and I'm not sure if I can take his word.)

From,

Josuke Higashikata!

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Hi Josuke!

Hi anon!!

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Yo Josuke! Why are you so adorable?

I mean, I wouldn't say I'm "adorable". I'm quite tough and muscular and stuff....

Do you guys really see me that way? Only my mom calls me adorable(oh and Okuyasu that one time-- but that doesn't count)

Love from

Josuke Higashikata :]

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happy bday josuke! my fave jojo of all time!!!

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Josuke!!

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my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

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josuke, tomorrow i’m getting a fat seal plushie. do you like plushies or are you not interested?

I haven't owned any plushies since I was a kid but Koichi collects them so I totally get why people are interested in them. He has a lot of one's related to animes, he's always a little embarassed to admit it but they help him sleep better. Yukako also buys him a TON of mushy valentines day ones (probably too many...)

Kishibe-sensei also has plushies, probably a bigger collection than Koichi but I'm a little irritated by his as he likes to flaunt "rare" ones (whatever that means...)

How fat is that seal plushie you're going to buy? What's it look like? I once saw a penguin plushie bigger than my whole body in Okinawa once! Is it like that? If so that's really cool!

To answer If I'm "interested in plushies" if I had more cash to splash I'd totally get one related to a video game I like!

Love from,

Josuke Higashikata

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so are you and oku gay/bi? are you out to anyone?

We haven't really figured that sort of thing out yet. I can't speak for Okuyasu but I, personally have been conducting some in-depth research.

I've tried googling "am i gay?" but BuzzFeed and allthequizzes tests kept telling me I am gay but I still have my doubts. I decided to do some more indepth research by doing "what sexuality am i?" tests on numerous websites but still haven't a clue...

I'll figure it out one of these days...

if i have to come out i'll tell my mom first! and then probably koichi

lots of love from Josuke Higashikata

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hello josuke higashikata! you are my favorite boy in the world, ever, ever. have a great day!

I'm a little flustered to know that I'm your favorite boy...and in the whole world "ever ever"...that's a lot. I'm blushing a little.

I'll be sure to have a great day!

lots of love from Josuke Higashikata

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Trans people are still the best

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Trans people are the best

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These kids are a menace to society!

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(Hi admin speaking, just know that this blog hasn't been abandoned i just haven't felt like it lately! I'll be back soon! thanks for the love on this silly little thing.)

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here’s a translation of the video! the english is a little more crass but i couldn’t think of a decent equivalent in japanese

先日女房はオートバイを蒸すのを止まってと聞いて、テレビを聴けるためだから。俺は何を言ったと思う？「もちろん、ハニー！オートバイを蒸しながら他人にもっと頓着になる！好きよ！」オートバイを蒸すよりも一番大好きな物は俺の女房だぜ！

it’s good that Joseph still has a good relationship with his wife, but he should learn how to use a phone better haha

T- that message is horrifying.

I don't exactly know what the old man means by 'steaming his motorcycle' but I have a guess and it isn't one I like...

The old man really needs to learn a thing or two about technology. He scares me.

Thank you?

Josuke Higashikata