#asklanabanana

[asklanabanana]

@asktammyr how quickly do you think you could get to Manhattan?

[annegillette]

Hello Miss Gillette. I’d like to do a piece on your parents. Barring that, perhaps you’d like to accompany me to the Cortez. I’m moving my trip to next week rather than next month.

~ Lana Winters

@asklanabanana You may call me Anne, dearest.

If you happen to do a piece on my parents, what exactly does it include? My name has been dragged by countless journalists in the past and I have a reputation to keep up. However, I have no doubt your piece is going to be quite tasteful. I have read your book and it proved you have class.

I would very much like to accompany you to the Cortez, I haven’t been in a while and I think it would be a great opportunity to get to know one another. Next week is more than fine with me, perhaps you would enjoy the privacy of my jet?

[annegillette]

Annie, my plane touches down in 5 minutes.

~ Lana Banana

@asklanabanana, Darling,

I’ll be at the residence, I’ll send a driver to pick you up.

[asklanabanana]

Hi, Miss Winters.

I'm Victoria, nice to meet you.

I admire you, you are such a strong woman! *big smiles*

Hello, Victoria! It’s wonderful to meet you! Oh, you flatter me!

[asklanabanana]

Um hello, miss winters? How are you doing today

Anyways I'm Rhiannon nice to meet you :)

Hello, Rhiannon! What a lovely name! It’s been a long day but a good one! I caught up on some reading and spent some time with a couple friends! How has your day been?

[asklanabanana]

Why, hello Ms. Winters..long time no see. How are things ?

Hello Ms. Gerhard,

As you may have noticed, this weekend has been hectic. How are you doing?

[asklanabanana]

I’ve had a lot of people asking me if I’m the real Lana Winters. Here is what I’ll tell you. I don’t know what’s going on. I opened Tumblr to find that there was someone else with my name and my face and everyone was believing her.

I don’t want anyone else to get hurt. I know this is difficult for those of you with trust issues. I know it’s difficult for everyone. So believe what you want. If you choose to believe the people I thought were my friends, that’s okay. If you choose to believe me, that’s okay.

Be safe.

[annegillette]

Annie,

I’ve gone out for the day. I’ll be back this evening. Nice taken the liberty of borrowing one of your scarves. I trust you aren’t going to make me a whimpering mess on national television with that delightful app of yours.

~ Lana Banana

My name isn’t Annie, understood?

I don’t think so, darling @asklanabanana . After the stunt you pulled this morning by snooping through my files of my parents’ case, who were brutally murdered, as well as the possible business proposals with Kinero’s Robotics, which have been established with @askmswvenable, you should really watch your mouth. Journalist or not.