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What’s on your mind, Levi? # 2
Levi: *sigh* I think I need to seek out for more cleaning supplies.
Levi: Maybe I should ask some of the cadets if the town is selling brand new cleaning products in this time of season.
Levi: I hope there’s one where you can wash off mud in just one wash and scrub from your dirty laundry. That would be nice.
ask-leviack-erman
How would you feel if this was done to you...? *cracks knuckles*
PSH, YOU WOULDN’T BEAT UP YOUR MOST HANDSOME SOLDIER ON CHRISTMAS/YOUR BIRTHDAY.
*hands you a gallon of milk for all your cookies* Here, Kirschtein. Insult me. Go ahead, I won't hurt you. I just wanna see how brave you are.
O-OH GOODIE… MILK…
*weakly starts drinking*
UHH… FOR SOMEONE WHO TALKS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE BEING CONSTIPATED, YOU SURE LOOK LIKE YOU’RE PERPETUALLY CLOGGED UP! Y-YEP… AND UH… THIS MILK IS SO GROSS… UH…
*takes another few sips*
UH… YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO DAMN GREASY, A MATCH ACROSS A DRY ROOM COULD LIGHT IT ON FIRE! YEAH! UUUUUUGH…
THIS IS MISERY, I CAN’T–
*takes yet another few sips*
YOU’RE SO… … … SO, UH… YOU LOOK LIKE A SULKING MOP…!
UHHH…
I CAN’T FINISH THE REST OF THIS…
ask-leviack-erman
Your innocence and naivety fascinates me...
OH PLEASE.
I KNOW ABOUT STUFF.
I JUST DON’T GET THE POINT IN GIVING SOMEONE A PATERNAL TITLE IF THEY DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE KIDS.
THAT CONFUSES PEOPLE.
Perfect... *grabs broom* Here, kiss this and go clean.
PSH, ACTING AS IF I NEVER KISSED THIS BROOM BEFORE…
I MEAN–
RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN!
*glare*
AND WHO PUT A BEE IN YOUR PANTS?
I've never said hello to the Mun, so, hello. I can go tell Erwin you said hello sometime or now. If you'd like. (*internally screaming no at a distance*)
((Thanks nice of ya, Levi, thanks!))
((I’d say more than just hello, but this is a PG-13 blog. B) ))
ask-leviack-erman
You were probably dancing on a table and strip dancing for Marco, which made you slip and pass out. Marco then had to pick you up and carry you to a couch. Totally did not witness thus while drinking a glass of cola.
IF THAT WERE THE CASE, I WOULDA WOKEN UP ON A COUCH,
SO I’M NOT TOO CERTAIN I BELIEVE YOU...
