#askmeme -

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11-17!

11: Last three things you had to drink?

water, orange juice, and milk straight out of the carton because i’m disgusting

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

i am very, very bad at this, but i find that affecting a really bland “oh wow :) i don’t know anything :)” kind of persona makes people think that you like them when really you’re writing angry blog posts in your head to complain about them with later

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

yeah but it’s always been family

i didn’t mean for that sentence to be depressing

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

all of my pets, but i’m very good at dodging my family considering how often i refuse to wear pants in my own damn house

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

holy shit yeah

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

i was in a brief relationship with the concept of doing my homework and keeping up with sleep hygiene. motherfucker dumped me

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

lying in bed getting progressively more angry at past me for not putting up blackout curtains to enable my terrible sleep habits. i rolled over and got a faceful of bright direct fuck-you sunlight

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5 and 58?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

i think this question is supposed to mean romantically, to which the answer is “i am a dog and don’t really understand the difference between platonic and romantic attraction”

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD ASK ME THIS SO I COULD LOOK EDGY THANK U i’ve never slapped someone but i have hit people, with the heel of my hand. the only time where it was out of actual anger was during a physical fight with an ex-friend who wouldn’t stop making fun of me for the book series i was really into at the time. that doesn’t sound very edgy now that i type it out

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have u done high hawk season. also estate sale sign.

high hawk season – who will rise and who will sink? / who will stand his ground and who’s going to blink?

estate sale sign – try to see if secrets burn when you hold them up into the light / i remember when we loved each other day and night

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(i'm sorry i love the mountain goats i will not stop) dance music. up the wolves, transcendental youth, cobra tattoo. you or your memory

(NO APOLOGIES NEEDED i love them too. i’m gonna cut this to save people’s dashes)

dance music – lean in close to my little record player on the floor / so this is what the volume knob’s for

up the wolves – i’m going to get myself in fighting trim / scope out every angle of unfair advantage

transcendental youth – learn some secrets, never tell / stay sick, don’t get well

cobra tattoo – you will bruise my head, i will strike your heel / drive past woods of northern pine, try not to let go of the wheel

you or your memory – walked down to the corner store just before nightfall in my bare feet / black tarry asphalt, hot and soft

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how about: this year and dilaudid

this year – i played videogames in a drunken haze, i was seventeen years young / hurt my knuckles punching the machines, the taste of scotch rich on my tongue

dilaudid - if we get our full three score and ten, we won’t pass this way again

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genesis 30:3 and amy aka spent gladiator!!

genesis 30:3 – for several hours we lay there last ones of our kind / harder days coming maybe, i don’t mind

amy aka spent gladiator 1 – i hide down in my corner because i like my corner / i am happy where the vermin play

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>(*∞*)<

chorus - erasure

go ahead with your dreaming, for what it’s worth

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∞

racing like a pro - the national

one time you were a glowing young ruffian, oh my god it was a million years ago