#askmike

[to-kill-a-mike-ing-bird]

I feel like I should just tell you but at the same time not So I will just ask;who were our ancestors way back when the earth wasn't full of plastic and mean people? If you can answer that and think long enough,you might get what I am implying

“ you cant possibly mean…. did i just eat dinosaur meat ?! “

[thebackwoodslife]

QUESTION: What is a good gun to get started in hunting? #hunting #backwoodslife #deerhunting #outdoors #rifle #askmike (at Georgia)

[to-kill-a-mike-ing-bird]

Don't worry. I'm sure he can get more because you see,he's secretly a time traveller from the future.

“ oh my god are you serious ? there’s no way i mean we should probably keep this pretty quiet though we don’t want to get him in trouble, i cant wait to tell him i know his secret though ! “

[to-kill-a-mike-ing-bird]

I don't think you can buy...gorilla meat in an ordinary store,Mike

“ gorilla ??? how and the heck did he get ahold of this stuff ??? well i guess i can just give him money then no wonder this stuff is so gamey”

[to-kill-a-mike-ing-bird]

How well do you like James? He a fun roommate?

“ oh i like james hes a really cool guy buuuuut, well rooming with him is pretty difficult at times, he has a weird schedule for one, i thought i was over worked but he seems to be at the pizzeria more often than i am. doing laundry with him is a complete and utter mess, his colors tend to run into my clothes. so many of my shirts get stained this weird pinkish red that i’ve given up on white clothes. and he can be pretty selfish with his food too, i understand why he wouldn’t want to share his drinks with me but the meat in the fridge too ? i was just going to cook us dinner i don’t know why he would freak out like that…

[to-kill-a-mike-ing-bird]

Was James’ wife’s name Renata? And did you know his wife personally?

“ i honestly have no idea, i didn’t even know he had a wife until here recently, but i think it might be a sorer subject “

[to-kill-a-mike-ing-bird]

Regarding the question involving James and his wife;Don't worry,they uh...died a while back so you're not intruding at all

“ oh … oh no, i hate to think of how insensitive i’ve been this is probably why he gets upset when i ask him about his ‘dates’. they probably weren’t dates at all just outings with friends that i made awkward by teasing. i hope i can make it up to him some how “