Ot8 and the little pain face they would make when sliding in >>>
(hellowww my exams are over so I'll be sliding in w my perv thoughts hehe pls bear w me 🤭)
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iiii have been thinking abt this since it dropped in my inbox but i have been so intensely busy but it’s still been bouncing around my brain like a dvd standby screen.
chan: chan is sooo eyebrows furrowed, lips parted, letting out a little ‘oh, fuck, baby…’ just in pure awe. likes to look at your facial expressions too!! he wants to see you in pleasure like he is…
minho: i’ve spoken about this before but imagining minho pushing in and going ‘theerrree you go baby, big stretch..’ and his eyes are staring down at you, his chest heaving and little puffs of air coming out of his mouth
changbin: changbin would whine. he’d scrunch his nose up ever-so-cute, little pout on his lips and a whine as if he can’t fucking believe it!! probably says smth like ‘ah, binnie’s bunny’s too tight!’ as he tries to let u adjust:((
hyunjin: he’d smirk. pushes inside and his head falls back, eyes shut and he’d just fucking smirk, a little sigh coming out.. ‘that’s it. pussy’s fucking amazing, darling.’ !!!!
jisung: oh he’d so look in pain. his eyes are immediately teary when he breaches your hole, hands digging into your hips almost painfully and he’s staring down with you with such an earnest expression. ‘baby, my baby, i need- can i move?’ wants to be so good but hes soo desperate:(
felix: another smiler but definitely a full toothed grin lmfao. his dick’s slowly entering you and he’s smiling, looking like a fucking angel n jus saying ‘is that good? feels so fuckin’ good for me.’ in his deep voice oh hes SOOO
seungmin: oh definitely stares at you with dark eyes, and will NOT let you break eye contact. ‘don’t you fucking dare,’ he’d mutter it as he’s bottoming out, gripping your face, ‘don’t fucking look away from me, look at me as i fill you up.’
jeongin: bites your shoulder and moans so so loud as he fills you up with his cock. definitely the type to be all “ah, yeah, this wet pussy is exactly what i need.” ygm??? like SOOOO cocky with it… ohhhh yes. i think sometimes he’d like to also do a seungmin and keep eye contact with you 😏
What do you think are each skz members' ideal type?
i'll be really honest with you anon. for most of them i don't have a clue lol so this is gonna be like my first thoughts on it.
bangchan: he's one of the few i can actually picture a 'type' to. for me chan probably would be attracted to someone with parental traits, probably the parent of their group, someone he knows he can trust and with a more realistic midset, i think. i can also see he been attracted to someone he could take care of. i think chan would be into someone similar to him, probably someone that really values work as well.
lee know: someone who likes cats. judging by his vibes i think minho would be really attracted to confidence, someone who know who they are and aren't afraid to show it. someone independent and that knows how to stand up for themselves. probably someone he can joke around too.
changbin: much like lee know, i think he would be really into confident people, or even people a more 'dark' vibe on the outside but soft vibe on the inside (pretty much like himself lol). someone he can grow and learn with.
hyunjin: someone romantic, with a more classic vibe. i think jinnie would be really drown to big brain people™ lol someone he could have deep talks with, judging by his friendship with han, someone polite but with a crackhead side to them lol
han, felix: here's the thing with those two: i dont really thing they have like an ideal type (tbh i think most of skz wouldn't care that much about it but these two specifically). the closest thing i can think of is that they are drown to no eccentric but like people they can learn from/with? those kinda of people you could spend hours listen to bc there's is so much of them to know about (honestly, i think pretty much everyone is like this but you get what i mean). so yeah just like people, in general.
seungmin: another fan of big brains™. i think he would find more shy people pretty cute tho. probably polite and more on the quiet side, but with who he can still have fun with.
in: ok innie is the only i ultimately think would prefer someone younger?? just bc he's used to be the youngest so i think he would like someone he could take care of. probably someone fun and that don't take things way too seriously. jeongin seems to be a really chill guy so probably someone like this too
skz groupchat where they all send vids of them fucking you, just bragging about fucking their best friend and who fucks them better. doubles as a gallery for you to go and rewatch that time minho edged you, the time jeongin covered your face in his cum, the time bin put his thumb in your ass while hitting it from the back, etc etc.
ohhh yeah you're onto something. you're able to go back and watch the copious amounts of videos hyunjin's taken of you and the other members too. maybe it's you between all of 3racha, pumping hannie and binnie's cocks in your hand while chan eats your pussy out to the point you're gushing. maybe it's from a sleepover in the other dorm - a video of minho fucking you to sleep, or a short clip of jeongin fingering you and talking dirty to you until you cry. hyunjin's favourite thing is to film you with your lixie though.. you're both so sweet, lix mumbling sweet nothings into your ear with that deep deep voice while you wail and gush around him.. and oh oh oh what if he took a cute little vid of you and seungmin playing with your puppy ears on, rutting against eachother with your clothes still on AND AND AND AND
ot8 hc on how they would be before/during wedding night sex !!
like how excited they would be during the wedding, wanting to share a loving, beautiful moment with you but also getting a bit hard during the dance party because hes just so fucking in love and horny (and kinky)
chan - soooo utterly lovestruck. sex is long, so slow and gentle and loving. tells you he loves you about a million times during. strokes your hair, kisses your forehead. kisses you everywhere. super romantic.
minho - really really gets off on seeing you in white. the pure innocent vibe just really gets him going. like, he already knows you're just as dirty as him but the fantasy of ruining/spoiling/corrupting you drives him wild
changbin - he's always very giving during sex, but on your wedding night it's a whole new level. you look so beautiful that day & he's so grateful that you're his that he feels he needs to pay you back somehow. will make you cum as many times as you're physically capable of
hyunjin - cries happy tears all day & evening. but once you're alone that night? you guys would fuck like bunnies for real. he has so much love for you & it's all going right to his dick. five seconds after he cums he's hard again. so you guys just go all night long.
jisung - almost pops a boner when he sees you in your wedding dress. fucking you is the only thing he can think about, throughout the whole ceremony and reception. doesn't even let you get your dress off before he starts fucking you
felix - definitely cries during wedding night sex bc he's just so overwhelmed with love & emotion. can't believe how lucky he is that you've made this commitment to him. sweet little baby
seungmin - would also get off on corrupting your 'innocence' but to the extreme. your wedding night sex is Dirty with a capital D. you're sweaty, covered in seungmin's cum and your own drool, gagging on his fingers as he fucks you so rough it hurts. yet there's so much love in it
jeongin - another one who has to beg his dick not to get hard the entire day LMAO. you just look so stunning, he can't believe it. whispers dirty things in your ear all day, about how he can't wait to get your pretty dress off you & fuck you so good you cry.
Okay wait hear me out okay.... fem!skz except chan. P P P PUSSYFEST??? bonus if theyre ur best friends and channie is ur bf... IM GONE B
lemi i have another concept.
WHAT IF chan's best friends with them all and channie is your bf. you're a little insecure because like.. what type of guy has seven female best friends right? until he tells you no, baby, they all prefer girls, and suddenly your perspective shifts. you end up getting closer to them than you intended to, and when chan proposes the idea of you having a little fun with all of them you honestly feel like you could cum without taking your panties off.
and you do, feeling cute innie's pussy grinding into yours through both of your panties. her panties are cute, pink satin, drenched with her slick and almost falling off of her hipbones with the fervence she's grinding at. you can see the beginning of the smattering of her pubic hair through your hazy eyes. you thought she'd be the innocent one, but god, she might be the worst, with that blissed out grin on her lips and her long, dark hair swept over one shoulder to expose her cute, perky tits. it's not long before you're cumming, soaking the fabric with a loud keen while she fucking talks you through it - "that's it, baby. cum all over my panties, that's it, all messy. messy girl."
when she's done with you, seungmin is a force to be reckoned with. you could've guessed that, really. your boyfriend chuckles in anticipation once seungie gets you in bed, forcing your legs to spread open and - oh. she's got this massive strap on beneath her black pleated skirt, bright pink and glaringly obviously going to be inside you very soon, and you can't wait. it's obvious you can't wait, and seungmin can't help herself, quipping "my dick must be bigger than yours, old man," and making chan groan in (faux) distain when she slides the whole thing inside of you. seungmin's hips are wild, but practiced, and she covers your mouth to silence your wails and even slaps you about a little. it drives you insane.
lixie is a little sweeter with you. she lets you finally take your time with one of the girls, letting you slide the straps of her white lace bralette off of her narrow shoulders and trace your lips down the freckles dotted across her chest. her tits are small, perky, and she coos cutely when you wrap your lips around a dusky nipple. she asks you if you'd like to try and eat her pussy, and of course you do. chan's more vocal when you're with lixie, instructing you on how to kiss her - you know she's one of the ones he's closest with, the australia connection bounding them close beyond means. when you get your head between her legs you find out she cums quicker than you did with jeongin, and it makes you feel a little better.
chan finally gets on the bed when you start making out with jisung. you sense they might have a connection, too, and it makes your pussy even wetter. she's messy when she kisses, spit and teeth and whining and wailing into your mouth. her jeans are baggy on her tiny waist and you can't help yourself from sliding your hands down them, tracing your fingers over her already soaking pussy, over her wiry pubic hair and making her keen. her hair is short, bobbed and wavy around her cute round cheeks and you feel a way you've never felt before - you want to ruin her. from the way minho is looking at you both, she wants to ruin her too.
chan has you with your back to his chest for hyunjin. it turns out hyunjin likes to take her time too, and you let her open you up with her fingers before she even gets her mouth on your clit. her hair is short and choppy, like lixie's, except dyed black and ever so soft between your fingers. hyunjin instructs chan to touch your nipples while she eats you out - it's the first time one of them has gotten chan involved, and it makes you hurtle towards your orgasm a lot quicker than you intended. her long legs splay out behind her as she buries her face in your folds, feet kicking in her cute frilly socks, moaning and groaning like you're the best thing she's ever tasted.
for changbin, you're just so fucking happy to be there. her tits are huge, nipples dark chocolate and puffy and she lets you suck on them, pulls you into a strong headlock with her bicep and moans nice and pretty for you when you swirl your tongue around her nipple like she's a damn lollipop. she wants to finger you open, wants you to finger her open, but she can't decide what she wants first - you end up splayed on top of her, her thick thighs parted and your head nuzzled into her dark, puffy folds. you sense she might be one that you want to come back to again and again, and you'll never get the image of her kissing chan to share the taste of your pussy with him out of your mind.
jisung's desperate again by the time it comes around to minho's turn. minho is fucking mean, you realise, and you're glad you left her until last. she seems to know exactly what toys to work you up with - a vibrator on your clit, a glass dildo in your pussy, a plug in your ass and all before she's even let you cum once. you fall apart on her strap, eventually, with jisung licking over your clit and making you squirt all over minho's thick thighs. she's a beauty, too - large tits settled on a toned chest, a light pink faded scar on her stomach that you'd love to ask about.
you quickly realise when you're fucking chan after and they're all watching that yeah, you want this to happen again. badly, actually.
Soooo what do you think the skz members favorite position is? (As of 2024)
Saw this on a different blog and would looove to know what you think!
Love your work btw and lots of love from Copenhagen
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sorry this took so long!!!! thank u for ur support i Stinking love u!!! and also thanks to my lover @thunderousfelix for helping me >:3
chan: mating press!! this fulfills his breeding kink like no other. he’s got you pinned to the bed taking his cock until he can press his thighs against the back of yours and fill you up over and over. it gets channie off to see you so submissive and willing for him to pin down, so eager for his cum, so this will have him going caveman brain lol
minho: reverse cowgirl!!! he can see ur ass bounce and u get to grip onto his sensitive thighs and dig ur fingernails in.. win win. he can also slip a lil finger into ur asshole like this cause minho likes to see you squirmy for him!! also maybe… raised kneeling? that big fat cock hitting u deep like that… mmmmmm >:)
changbin: spooning!! i actually think changbins cock would be too short for this position but then i thought Even Better… binnie wants to hold you close in his big big arms and rut his cute lil cock against ur ass until he cums against your skin!! also do not forget that u can be the big spoon and PEG HIM >:)
hyunjin: you on top! it’s no secret hyunjin likes to lay back and be pampered, and he wants to see you work yourself up on his cock. granted, he’ll be whining and gripping at your hips desperately, but he’s more than happy to let you take the lead with that blissed out smile on his face..
jisung: ohhh boy amazon position with jisungie… he loves feeling slutty and subby and little, so push his thighs to his chest and get them to hold them back for you while you fuck him! that fat cock will stick up hard and straight for you to do as you please, but you’ll have to ignore his whining and pleading :3
felix: in his lap! this is a little different to you on top because lix wants to be sitting up, holding you close, able to make out with you and play with you even more. it means he can have you anywhere, perhaps in his gaming chair…. he can moan some dirty shit into your ear like this too, deep voice all gravelly and raspy HHHhhhn
seungmin: missionary! sure, it might seem a bit boring, but he can grind his pubic bone against your clit for extra stimulation AND he likes to pin you down by your wrists this way. i also think seung would be a fan of the speedbump where he can pin you down to the mattress n rut into you from behind :3
jeongin: jeongin backshots save me… backshots from jeongin where his massive hands are gripping into the flesh of your ass and bouncing you back onto his cock, moaning and laughing when you whine and sob from the pleasure… backshots from jeongin where he plasters himself to your back and bites into your shoulder when he cums.. yeah
Can you please elaborate on how each skz member would take dick pics 🙈
yes also thanks to @cbini our discussion on this was very funny and insightful
chan: post shower dick pics. in shower dick pics. boxer bulge dick pics!!! also videos of him jerking off in the mirror with the sound on bc he KNOWS its hot and gets you off
minho: pictures of his dick from below with some dumb filter on his face or a close up of something blurry and you’re like ? what’s that and he just goes ‘it’s my ball’
changbin: post gym dick pics in the mirror where he’s flexing his bicep, towel hanging off his hips with that cute little smirk on his face
hyunjin: lays rose petals on the bed and has bgm for his jerk off videos. puts filters on his nudes and takes it SO seriously
jisung: videos of him jerking off with the sound on not bc he knows its hot but bc he doesnt know how to turn the sound off. dick pics w his lil feet in the bottom all cute
felix: videos of him humping the bini pillow in a cute little skirt and thigh highs!! takes it so seriously too. might take pics of his ass and dick hanging down heavy between his legs <3
seungmin: teases. makes u send him a picture of ur pussy just for a picture without his jacket on but when you finally get to his dick its GODLY. best angles, best quality pictures of his hand wrapped around his cock
jeongin: blurry pictures in a dark bedroom. you have to teach him to take dick pics (he tells you to just take your own and save them) but then he’s taking pictures of his ootd with his cock out in his cute poses <3
juno my mind has been plagued with dilf!skz brainrot and I must share
Dilf!Chan who is your best friend's single dad. Chris, who invites you over when his daughter isn't even home. Chan, who is the person who picks you up after your stupid boyfriend dumps you. Chan, who takes you back to his house that night, helping you fall asleep by fucking your cunt until you're too tired to care about your stupid ex.
Dilf!Lee Know who is your rich boss. He has the strictest dress code for you, only letting you wear short skirts that show your panties if you bend over and tight tops that always give away when your nipples get hard. If you're lucky, he'll inspect your hole while in his private office at work, just to make sure you're "keeping your pretty cunt nice and tight just for him"
Dilf!Changbin who is freshly divorced and has full custody of his young daughter. He hires you as a babysitter to watch over his daughter during the day, and he can't help but love how motherly you are to his daughter. He fists his cock to the thought of you carrying his baby almost every night. Changbin who eventually, after a year or so of dating you, does fuck a baby into you.
Dilf!Hyunjin who got you pregnant on accident during a one night stand and is proposing to you soon after he sees those two faint lines on the pregnancy test. Hyunjin who falls in love with you more and more throughout your pregnancy, and you who reciprocates his feelings. When you get pregnant with your second child it is no accident, Hyunjin was fully determined to fuck a baby into you that time.
Dilf!Jisung who has been your father's best friend since college who has a son of his own from his previous marriage. Jisung, who moved back into town when you were in your second year of college. Jisung who gets hard when he meets you for the first time, your tits practically overflowing in your cute little top had him drooling and ogling at your cute body. Jisung who fucks you on the couch while your dad is downstairs, clamping his hand over your mouth to makes sure your dad doesn't hear the two of you.
Dilf!Felix who is the single father to one of your kindergarten students. Felix who brings in his homemade brownies to you and always asks about how you've been. Felix who signed up to be on the PTA when he found out you were the chairman. Felix who finally asks you out to coffee. Felix who is eager to eat you out while you grade papers, his daughter at his ex girlfriend's house. Felix who eventually gets you pregnant after being married to him for a few years.
Dilf!Seungmin who is the last man you'd expect to have a child, he was open about it though, talking about his son on the date he took you on. His son being a product of his last failed relationship. It took him a long time for him to be comfortable with you being around his son, he loves his son more than anything, after all. Seungmin who finds it so attractive when you act motherly to a child that isn't even your own, just simple things like packing his son's lunch or tying his son's shoes or taking his son to his doctor's appointments. He wants to give you a baby in a few years, but he fucks you like he is planning on giving you one every other night.
Dilf!Jeongin who has full custody of his twins, one boy and one girl. Jeongin who takes his twins to the pediatrician's office you practice medicine at. Jeongin who can't help but fall for the cute doctor who takes such good care of his babies when they catch a stomach virus. Jeongin who falls even harder when you call to check up on his twins a few days after you sent them home with antibiotics and bed rest. Jeongin who eventually gets the courage to ask you out, an offer you would never in a million years deny. Jeongin who loves you more than most things but whom also fucks you like he hates your guts. Jeongin who asks you to marry him only after a year of dating, which you obviously accept. Jeongin who gets you pregnant on your honeymoon.
I hope you enjoyed this dilf!skz brainrot xx --Calliope :33
I DID ENJOY THIS BRAINROT HOLY SHIT.
THIS PART ESPECIALLY: “Jisung who fucks you on the couch while your dad is downstairs, clamping his hand over your mouth to makes sure your dad doesn't hear the two of you.” WHAT THE FUUUUUCK I NEED HIM SO BAD? especially if dilf sung has stubble and a happy trail… please. PLEASE
