#asksaltycreatormilkshake

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Which one's better? Original (left) or edited (right)

And would you prefer to see originals or edits more often?

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wait. How old are you??

All you need to know is that I am old enough to use Tumblr in my region.

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happy thanksgiving MAKE SURE YOU EAT ALOT MUAHAHA

I don't celebrate thanksgiving, never heard of it, but I did eat alot and now I can't be trusted. Time for storytime with Saltycreatormilkshake.

So I was at my friend's house day before yesterday with 3 other people. My friend forgot to get something so he goes out to get some stuff. This is when someone offered me a 'Custard Cream' from the biscuit tin. Why would I deny that!? The biscuit tin is in a separate room (the kitchen) and I get given one. They weren't cheap ones I get though. They were really really nice. I ask for a drink, I get given one. This is where the fun part comes in.

Every few minutes I'm "topping up my water" but when I do I very quietly open the biscuit tin and grab like 4 biscuits and eat them all, drinking my water so the biscuits get soggy (they were nicer soggy!) so I'm quicker eating them before anyone gets suspicious, then I top up my glass again and sit back down. I can't remember exactly what happened that day but I think I ate at least 20 biscuits or something. Either way I ate a bit too much because my friend comes back with some stuff,

and later that evening he offered everyone some custard creams. I think at least someone saw the look on my face because little did anyone know I ate them all. Me and 2 others say yes, one of them said they were fine. At this point I'm so nervous I go to the toilet so I can't be blamed for a little longer and all I hear is "Who ate all the biscuits!?". I cringe so much at that like 'Totally not me'. Turns out I actually needed to pee so I did that, flushed, washed my hands, then a few minutes later (people know I spend forever drying my hands so hopefully no suspicion there) I come out and someone jokingly says "Did the guy filling up his glass of water every 2 minutes eat all the biscuits?". It is indescribable how scared I was that I was going to be 'told off' for eating all of them. The person eyes me down whilst I probably looked ridiculously terrified until he started laughing with something like:

[(laughing) "Should've seen the look on your face!" (more laughing as I go to sit down, trying to put on a blank face so I don't look suspicious].

It was a bit awkward a few minutes after, it felt like everyone knew what I did, but it seems to be one of those things that happened but no one ever talks about luckily for me. It was so worth it though. I feel a tiny bit fatter but I can't take a picture right now, sorry :(

I hope you enjoyed this yapping that might not even make sense!

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Post-shower :)

NOTES: Hey, 12:02am right now, you know what that means...

I've been making this post since yesterday!

Timestamp in picture is just when I took it

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Helloooooooooo?? Anyone in there? Are you alive?

Don't worry I'm still here, just not had the courage to post stuff recently. Feel free to send asks or maybe a DM or two though.

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Hi how are you? What does one have to do to start giving you some money?

Don't be anonymous!!

Don't waste your money on me; it'll only go into my savings where it'll earn some interest, barely any of it will be able to actually go towards food.

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you wanna be like the guy you reblogged? 🤭

Yes.

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Do you have a Patreon or OnlyFans? If so when what's it called? If not will you ever start one?

I don't have one and probably never will.