#asksebthesniper

[imreallyjustanactor]

"Is that...a dead body?"

“I... I don’t know.. Maybe? Or.. he is sleeping?”

[governmentofficial]

"You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

Male-Aimed Pick-up Lines {Sentence Starters}

“You do realise that I have absolutely no interest in working for you, yes?”

[governmentofficial]

"I am a middle aged, closeted homosexual who has rather large trust issues, as well as problems expressing emotions. Why would I want to kiss anybody if we are not behind closed doors?” Mycroft muttered in reply once the kiss had ended. “You knew that already. Why are you still complaining about it?”

[governmentofficial]

asksebthesniper:

"Because..you married me." Seb argued back, though there was no malice in it as he leaned on the other man. "I hate the hiding…which I’m sure you know by now as well."

"And you agreed to sign the papers officiating that relationship status, despite the fact that it was obvious that I was not going to show you off, so, again, why are you still complaining? Really now, this was ridiculous. Anybody with eyes could tell that he wasn't ready to make it obvious to people that he liked other men.

[sniperwithasmoke]

Then spread your legs. - asksebthesniper

Mate, you’re gonna hafta fight me t’ get me under you — same bloke, or not.

[queenbitchjem]

Newbies

the-fake-robin started following you. unfinishedmelodies started following you. asksebthesniper started following you.

"Welcome, darlings. What brings you to visit Mama today?" 

[consultingspiderinwestwood]

♥

"So, what? Are we into the romance thing, now, love, hmm?"