#askshslgamblercelestialudenberg

[theswordthatcuts]

master

"I suppose I am under your command for the next five days..."

[prettyprograms]

(¬‿¬)

"Celes-san! Why do you want to-…." Chihiro mutters to himself, taking off the other suspender, now having to pull the skirt up to make sure it didn’t fall.

[brutalmusician]

『Three more want to rock on~!』

askshslgamblercelestialudenberg

hittinballs

shsl-dropout

{♬} "Yooo, more friends~! The name's Ibuki Mioda~!"

[shslxeyebrows]

Were you kissing others on school grounds? The best hall monitor is engaging in PDA? How horrifying....

I WAS DOING NOTHING OF THE SORT.

WHY WOULD I BREAK MY OWN RULES!?

[shslxeyebrows]

Actually, Ishimaru-kun, I would like to inform you that Boku no Pico is a heartwarming anime in which men bond with each other. I highly recommend watching it.

… Th-this does not aid in my suspicions that it is something risqué.

[braushaus]

askshslgamblercelestialudenberg started following you

"Hey. What are you doing all up in here? This is the house of God basically me you're walking into you know. Your kind isn't welcome here."

"Oh, haha! I must have mistaken you for a novelty stripper! Haha, that must happen to you a lot, huh? Hey there, Celes-san. How're you doing?"

[shslxeyebrows]

*sniffs* Y-You're right...I just hope that their minds won't wander into horrible thoughts such as littering, bullying, vandalizing, and even more despicable things on school grounds all because of this...but I suppose we can only hope for the best...

[Don’t give in Ishimaru. It’s just a simple trick!]

Not on my watch!

[shslxeyebrows]

B-But Ishimaru...*sounds like she is about to cry* I-If I'm not there, the students won't be as eager to learn and will wonder where I am! As a fellow student, I c-couldn't think of doing something like that. I would like to wait outside the door like I should, b-but having them suffer such a fate...I thought that a hall monitor such as yourself, one with much integrity would be able to care about the well being of the students..b-but I guess I was wrong... *puts face into palms and cries*

[As much as her words sting him, he must uphold the law.]

No excuses! A crime must not go unpunished! If you did not want the sentence, you should not have committed the deed!